*sigh*

I wanted to be the very best...

Still got to catch them all, Mr. Ketchem. Get back out there.

I'm tired, Mr. Pikachu-boss

I don't give a shit. Your toilet break is over, now go fetch me another Vaporeon

Fat pikachu went from looking cute to looking like he needs to get a check up for early on set diabetes. Ash probably needs to schedule a prostate exam.

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To not pay bills is my real test. To dodge tax is my cause.

I tried so hard to catch'em all... but they just kept moving that goalpost a little further every game...

Poor ass ketchup. Losing his hair at such a young age.

Put that hat on. Nothing more depressing than a sunburned head.

Me when I decide to play a game from my childhood

Are pokemon ageless freaks?

Pikachu should be in an urn and I longingly stare at what used to be, trying to mask my loneliness as a million more seconds laugh in my face

That what happens when you're 10 years old for 20+ years

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