Really though?

Trump just wakes up every day and does whatever thing he hopes will distract everyone from hi, being a pedo rapist and his ongoing harvesting of the wealth of the American people.

I don't think there's an actual plan to start a war. Surely that would be a huge self-own?

Seems he wants to bully them into submission first.

You’re acting like this guy is capable of planning more than 15 minutes ahead. He can’t, that’s all his working memory can hold these days.

Just like everything else he didn't create, he slapped his name on it and thinks he's a genius.

That same guy also called him out as being illiterate iirc.

I found this article from 2016 that tells the whole story. It's worse that I ever thought.

(Hit reader mode in Firefox before the pop-up appears)

I'm surprised there was that much interaction with him.

edit:

someone linked the wikipedia page, and someone else quoted this:

Trump has cited it as one of his proudest accomplishments and his second-favorite book (after the Bible).[5][6] Schwartz called ghost-writing the book his "greatest regret in life, without question," and both he and the book's publisher, Howard Kaminsky, have said that Trump had played no role in its writing. Trump has given conflicting accounts on the question of authorship.

Schwartz called ghost-writing the book his "greatest regret in life, without question," and both he and the book's publisher, Howard Kaminsky, have said that Trump had played no role in its writing.

Hilarious

Satire being killed burned and buried. Satire sites need to invent satire² or to convert to nonsatire sites?

“I wrote every word of it,” Schwartz told Good Morning America Monday. “Donald Trump made a few red marks when I handed him the manuscript but that was it,” he continued (this is far from unusual in terms of ghost-written celebrity books). Trump has denied this, saying he wrote the book. Link

The US president is, according to his own aides from the first term, functionally illiterate.

That is more generous to Trump than the truth.

Sir? Please move away from the underage child.

He's the one who gave little Kevin bad directions.