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[–] 159 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We are going bowling? Awesome!

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  • [–] 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    " I got the message hon....WE'RE GOING BOWLING TONIGHT!"

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  • [–] 55 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    She doesn't want the vanilla.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 months ago

    Does she wanna go bowling?

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    ... love some ice cream, thanks.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Ice cream is lovely during consumption, but after, my teeth feel sticky and I often have acid reflux. I'm sure I'll partake again, but right now I wish - on behalf of my future self - that I wouldn't.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Have you tried sorbet or a vegan ice cream? The cashew based ones are really good and might help if it’s related to a milk sensitivity

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I love sorbet, but I suspected that if I brought it up I'd be lambasted.

    I don't think I've ever encountered vegan ice cream.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    One ice cream place had bunch of awesome vegan variants, so I can confirm that they are definitely worth trying!

    Unrelated, but a different place once had Gin-Tonic ice. To this day I can't get the flavor out of my head, it was so good. But how tf do you make that :|

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    "Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?"

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    [–] 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    "A couple of days prior, my two young boys caught

    the prickliest of the itchies

    after playing with a pile of pink insulation in the barn.

    Would you believe on the same day, my daughter fell into the manure pile.

    I had two in the pink and one in the stink."

    -Noah Dyck

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Taint neglect

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    At least she didn't ask for a Minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back)

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn't there, you could've told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might've believed you...

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Most likely the only dye is beetroot extract for the pink. The others are coloured by the vanilla and cocoa for their respective flavours.

    Of course it would depend on the brand, just going by what is common here.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago* (9 children)

    And what does she hint at?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Two in the pinky, one in the stinky.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    She wants her partner to masturbate her with three fingers: two go into the pussy, one into ass. This method can be used to increase sexual stimulation as the pressure on the vaginal wall increases.

    Rosy part of ice cream represents pussy ("pinky"), brown one represents ass ("stinky").

    The middle yellowish layer is most likely vanilla, she has no marks there because she wants to highlight she wants to get kinky (not "vanilla" sex, i.e. regular penetration without anything special)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I'm stupid please someone explain.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    oh..no..no..no.. here we go again 😱

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Well then more vanilla for me (scoops the middle out)

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