He's pretending to care? He's doing a terrible job at that, too

Whistleblower says water contains hydrogen

I thought that was obvious tbh

I mean it's nice to have someone who actually knew Zuckerberg say the quiet part out-loud, but anyone who surprised to hear this must've been living under a rock for the last decade.

Corporations have never cared about the children. In other countries, the same corps that preach about caring for children have them working as slaves in factories. Don't think for a second that they care.

No shit?

In other news, water is wet and fork found in kitchen

And water is wet.

Literally the only way they can make any of this right when the bubble pops and shit starts hitting the fan is public execution.

Musk, bezos, Altmann, zuckerman, etc.

Nothing they do short of that is going justify all the damage they caused to the world, I don't think we will be able to move past it unless they where executed, or at the very least have to spend 5 counts of life time sentences in solitary confinement with no parole, work release, etc.

Wait......were we all not already on the same page about that? Am I supposed to gasp here?

In other news, water is wet and trump is incontinent

The word “duh” comes to mind.

This changes EVERYTHING

We should now ask them if they have any evidence that water is wet

Whistleblower says Wolf in sheep costume just pretending to be a sheep.

This is considered whistleblowing these days?

Thank you captain obvious

This is the same level of shocking scandal when they revealed that rich people were paying to have their children admitted to universities.

Mark Zuckerberg only pretends to care about anything.

Whistleblower says water is wet

Genuinely hadn't noticed.

No shit. He’s a perv.

if you take away their wealth what have most of these celeb billionaires accomplished? zuck created a website that got popular that wasn't even the first of its kind. it was just popular...

and if it disappeared tomorrow i wouldn't give two fucks. humanity survived for thousands of years without facebook and instagram and it hasn't been a benefit to society. it didn't solve a problem that needed to be solved--we already had myspace and photobucket and the local classified ads.

why are we treating rich people like celebrities just for being rich, especially ones who don't impact your life in any positive way? that's the real issue.

i never knew who the CEO or creator of gillette was even though i shave my face every day. that guy deserves more recognition.

He doesn’t let his kids use social media. Why do you think that is?

The jig is up.

Nobody is shocked, yet nothing will ever be done.

Time for nukes from space.

Many bothans died to bring us this information.

Pretty wild they are advertising teen accounts while being sued for a quarter trillion dollars for ruining kids lives.

No shit Sherlock!?

you mean the android and his human wife sitting at a dinner tale with infamous epstein, thiel, musk, and other pedophiles care.

Even if this is obvious, I’m really glad more people are coming forward with evidence, testimony, and details. It takes a lot of courage to step forward as a whistleblower and I’m happy they did.

That's utterly unsurprising

Other whistleblower says everyone else is pretending to be shocked.

I mean….he did get us his start by rating his classmates on hotness and stealing the idea for Facebook.

I mean, you often need people with direct knowledge of obvious things to say them in court under oath.

The whistleblower then continued to tell another secret, you might get wet if it rains and you're outside without an umbrella.

We've known this since 2014, when an actual whistleblower told the public that FB was experimenting on its users without their knowledge or consent, and the result of those experiments is why Meta is currently being sued.

He'd clearly sell your children's organs to zoos for meat, then go into your home at night and wreck up the place.

Every single fucking one of them does.

Yeah, duh

Jetzt bin ich aber doch überrascht.

Next they find out that meta also didn't care about all the other users, when they rolled out the addictive mechanisms. That they needed to please the gods of revenue... I mean... shareholders.

I thought he was a good guy... Huh. /s

Meta press release admits as much.

Is this The Onion?

Wake me up when there’s something really new news.

Mark raped the goat, maybe that was a different movie... IDK

WOW! Color me surprised.

What? No! /s

For start, he's pretending to be human...

Case closed everybody.