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WHAT THE FUCK
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn't feel like looking for my copy lol
This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don't ask to sample your cocktails.
No thanks I'm vegan.
/sj
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
is it possible to freeze semen?
Sperm banks do it.
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
This is.. whut? uhhh. ehrmm.. Okay.. yeaaaahhh.
No.
I'll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.
Once you get past it and grow to like it it'll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it...
Edit: my dumbass didn't see the semen Textbar the top bit and thought it was a joke
Have you ever tried it? Does it have any properties beneficial to baking? Is there any significant taste differenece?
FRIEREN NO!

Did someone say grimoire?
why is the cum black
Yalls don't need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
It helps if the witch is hot.
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is "Scooby Doo-style," and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren't looking!
As many have guessed, the author's teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.
So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?
by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)
Something looks off about that semen being used.
Golddiggers figured out the power of semen a long time ago. Time it right, and it's 18 years of regular paychecks.








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