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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn't feel like looking for my copy lol

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    is it possible to freeze semen?

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    This is.. whut? uhhh. ehrmm.. Okay.. yeaaaahhh.

    No.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Once you get past it and grow to like it it'll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it...

    Edit: my dumbass didn't see the semen Textbar the top bit and thought it was a joke

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    If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    Yalls don't need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.

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  • I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is "Scooby Doo-style," and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren't looking!

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    Gender swapped "Obsession". Should be fine, right?

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    i like the big cartoony cum splorch

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Any horny witches down to fuck?

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago*

    As many have guessed, the author's teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    ...But I do deny them my- essence.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago*

    The Missing Ingredient

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Something looks off about that semen being used.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Obligatory South Park "Sea Man" meme

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  • [–] -2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Golddiggers figured out the power of semen a long time ago. Time it right, and it's 18 years of regular paychecks.

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