all 25 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 23 points 2 months ago

It's the same stuff that destroyed the Titanic!

  • source
  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn't just make you pee.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Lies. Peeing is the source of all liquid. After the environment cleans it up, we are compelled to drink the "water" to maintain equilibrium and keep the earth from flooding.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago
    [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy

  • source
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    It's got electrolytes

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    It’s the H2O stored in the balls.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    B...but data center drinks so much more why doesn't it pee?

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Same but I still hate when I have to pee for the week, so I have to lube my urethra otherwise it hurts.

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    It's probably sarin.

  • source