“Somewhere outside’a Sutton,
Elon pushed a button.
And my brand-new CyberTruck she drove away.”
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Can't apply for a job because the AI interview stage can't recognize his country accent.
Can't afford his car note, his truck leaves him.
He's broke, so his blonde waifu AI GF subscription runs out and she leaves him.
Tries to get drunk, but the delivery app won't let him buy alcohol.
Gets rejected trying to get sexy with the Tractor Supply customer service chatbot.
I'm not sure if this is an AI-based county song, or a plausible Blade Runner sequel.
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shoulda already been a song like that. trucks cost 100k and the repo man casually blends into the sun-kissed darkness of suburbia at 6:30 am without a worry. those legal desperados are usually riding off into the light of day before you can pull your legal carry out of the nightstand.
if country music wasn't fake as hell it would have already addressed this.
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"My ex-truck cheated on me with my best friends motorcycle"
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The movie Her, but make it hick
After it runs over his dog.
Will the dog be in the back?
Yeah, the dog will be in the back.
“I lost my car and, uh…
Nope, there it is by that dumpster!“
— Bill Hicks
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There already is a metal album about fucking cars so it can't be that far off
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Great new(/s)! Ford has patented this already: https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/20230055958
I mean if there are songs about horses leaving a guy then it already happened and if there isn't then there's no reason to believe it would be any different with autonomous cars.
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I guess yall haven't heard the art of Memphis Kansas Breeze https://youtu.be/L8MBUZjJX7Y?t=213
It's definitely somewhere in their discography
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I wrote one last year with AI as I have no talent.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1p31DEEsmRQnIqvGs8AD6JXQIEl2IqFzT/view?usp=drivesdk
It’s called the day dale’s heart broke.
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Knowing hicks in 'Murica, I am on the side of the truck
I was riding in my Ford, until my Ford left me.
They took our jobs!
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Muh truck done run over muh dog. :/
Rhys Darby did a bit somewhat similar to this at a standup. About a Roomba and a Cyber Truck. I don't remember the specifics. But it was about the Roomba wanting to see the world. He's very funny, if you ever have the chance to see him live, I highly recommend it.
Some one make AI compose a country song about their truck leaving them for a liberal. Top of the charts guaranteed.
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"My cybertruck ran over my dog then took off with my girl, I'm so sad right now I think Imma gonna hurl"
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first time driving in the US, i tried American radio, first channel, chritian talk show about why slavery was good because it introduced slaves to Christianity, changed it, a country song, a love ballad... to his pickup truck.
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What do you get if you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your job back, and your truck back.
"She ran away the repo man..."
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