Which is on brand ...

She looks like all the other sex abuse victims he hires. MAGA loves that look, they even jerk off to AI versions of it.

9 years of service. Sure. And what cankles?

If I were her I'd be relieved he's not trying to climb on top of me anymore.

With the 'glow like an expectant widow'

Why else is Bezos giving her two more episodes of her biopic that nobody wanted?

Melania never cared. Their relationship was always based on prostitution.

For quick edits anywhere. It's amazing to me how little people know of Photopea. It's basically Photoshop for free in your browser.

https://www.photopea.com/

Even better when you copy and paste the Trump bump. This one is lacking the lumpiness of the diaper.

I don't know if you're trolling but in case you're not: the right one is his Russian handler with a cover story of being his wife. The Ivanka Look-A-like is something something Harper, a person who types out his ramblings into social media posts. She also probably sucks his dick

Melania Trump (his wife) and Natalie Harp, who I also didn't know until now (still don't but am already amused by how she's the most 40-looking 30-something I've seen in a while).

SMELL BAD!

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