this is one of the r/malelivingspace posts of all time
Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.
Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
Less empty = more thing
less fem = man thing
The obvious conclusion here, is a room brimming with dildos
Just get one queen size.
Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It's sure to be a conversation-starter, too!
What this guy needs is obviously a second giant skull.
AROO, BROTHER, GET A MF'IN HOG IN THERE. CRANK THAT MF'ER ANY TIME A BROTHER STARTS THINKING UR FEMININE (not that there's anything wrong with expressing femininity).
waifu pillow and film replica swords mounted to the wall
toss everything but the cat and the skull. everything you think of adding to the space, ask yourself 'is this in service of the skull? is this in service of the cat?'
if neither, don't add it. rinse & repeat until it looks like a Spirit Halloween to address the emptiness of the space (but know now, it won't fix the emptiness of your soul)
Is this idiot put the bed against the cupboard so he can't get access?
Giant moose bust
Add some dirty dishes on the floor. A bowl of spaghetti and an empty can of beer is a easy and masculine touch you can use
Put a pentagram above the bed and it's done.
Well obviously you get rid of the skull. That skull could be male or female. 50/50 removing it decreases femininity of the room.
obviously a joke. but it's great to see a normal living space on the internet even though it's abnormal in style.
everywhere i go online i see these pristine hotel or beverly hills living spaces behind the subject of the photo.
real people have clutter and lack 5k an hour interior designers!
Well this guy is definitely trying hard to keep his closet closed, figuratively and physically
How do I make this more incel?
Replace the white closet frame and doors with natural wood. Get rid of that skull. Replace it with a taxidermy black bear. Hang a sword above the closet doors. A really goofy looking one from the mall. Unmake the bed. Throw some Cheetos on the floor.
The way you decrease both the emptiness and femininity of this space is to get rid of all the retail mall goth shit, rev up the table saw and make some actual furniture.
Obviously needs more skulls
Only girls have giant skulls in their bedrooms. STFU!! And what's with all that black & red? Are you a sissy or something? Real, manly men have daisies & paisley with pastel walls. MAN UP BITCH!!!
Leave it as is and land a banging goth chick
You need a ceiling fan made out of swords. Nothing is as manly as living under literal spinning death, and the motion will draw onlookers' attention away from the void.
I mean, with the pink looking underglow and black glitter looking duvet cover it does kinda give goth glam 😅
My real question is why the fuck it looks like the bed is just permanently blocking the closet lol
Paint the walls with Singularity Black. Cover up the colour of capitalization on human rights.
The torturing rack in the corner really ties the room together
Cocks everywhere. After all, what is less feminine than giant raging boners?
Is "tidy" feminine?
Some nice curtains would really pull the room together.
Is this attached to the doom bathroom?
/srs remove underglow, use plain colored blanket
Though I can't tell that to OP since I am looking at a repost of a screenshot of likely a repost of a shitpost
Throw some clothes all over
Is that a loom in the corner lol
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