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[–] 111 points 2 months ago (1 child)

The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Engineers said the moon rocks were too volatile to experiment on. Tested on 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor.

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  • [–] 56 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    Unfortunately, it's way dumber than that

    The north pole is the middle of the map and the moon goes in circles like the sun. The incredible brightness of the sun is not visible after it's passed visibly over the horizon round in a flat circle and neither is the moon. It is not explained how the sun goes definitively down over the horizon from one geographical perspective and up into the sky from another based on this flat disk.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Oh it is explained, though, but not consistently. I have heard explanations of that the light refraction makes the sun look lower when it moves away, to a point where its visibility is hidden by the horizon, like a mirrage of the sky. Another explanation is that the surface of the earth isn't flat, but bulges slightly, like a dome, making the sun disappear behind the dome every day. I'm sure there are more explanations as well.

    The thing about flat earth theories is that they always have an answer for whatever you throw at them. They are so committed to their idea, that they will invent reasonings on the spot which become more and more convoluted - often in conflict with other parts of their theory.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    My favorite part about their map is that, among the many other ways to test the Earth is round, they could just fly from Joburg to Perth or Sydney on a private charter plane, and when the flight time isn't 37 hours, it would only be possible on a globe.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago

    Flat Earth Society has members from all around the globe.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Just to point out that, despite what a lot of people strongly believe, the Moon does not move in the sky at the same speed as the Sun. So they both can be visible at once, or neither.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Well that solar eclipse I just saw would be very hard to explain if they did 🤣

    Guess that could be just the government 🤣

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised at all if some people just came out and said they don't believe in eclipses.

    But the number of people that believe you can't see the Moon during the day is enormous.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    How do they explain airplanes taking the same time to go around a northern fixed-latitude ring and a southern fixed-latitude ring?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    They have two excuses.

    1. Wind is pushing the planes/boats faster on the south side so they can cover more distance faster.

    2. They (IE: NASA or the jews or whoever "they" are today) are lying to you on how long it takes to travel on the south side. It's a cover up, man.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (17 children)
  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    The moon is a transparent light source.

    You might be asking yourself how does a transparent object generate it's own light? Well let me explain: trust me bro.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Not sure if you were aware of the meme, but I was making a portal reference, as in “the cake is a lie.” The image looks the same as the portals in the video game “portal.” The original context of “The cake is a lie” was to convey the message that a reward is being used to motivate Chell, the player character of Portal, without any intent of delivering. It was my attempt at making fun of flat earthers. I do believe the earth is round, that we orbit the sun, that the moon orbits earth, and that the moon landing was real.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Can’t land on a lie.

    I wonder are there flat earthers who are also simultaneously NOT moon landing deniers? Or is that like a prerequisite.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Not sure if you were aware of the meme, but I was making a portal reference, as in "the cake is a lie." The image looks the same as the portals in the video game "portal." The original context of "The cake is a lie" was to convey the message that a reward is being used to motivate Chell, the player character of Portal, without any intent of delivering. It was my attempt at making fun of flat earthers. I do believe the earth is round, that we orbit the sun, that the moon orbits earth, and that the moon landing was real.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah I played Portal.

    Was just trying to add something to the conversation.

    Also I didn’t downvote you. Not sure why whoever did that.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    When the moon is a lie and the flat earthers cry, that's amore.

    When the sun really shines, flat earthers ask why, that's amore.

    They are ding, ding-a-ling-a-lings

    ding-a-ling-a-lings and you'll sing, "stupid fella"

    Brains are dead, flippy-flippy-fled, flippy-flippy-fled

    contracted rubella.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    dude, did you bash that out extemporaneously?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    😁 I once wrote a parody of the pokemon theme song as the theme song for my world of warcraft guild.

    We're gonna be, the very best,

    Like no guild ever was,

    Downing raids is our real test,

    getting gear our cause.

    We traveled across the realm,

    farming far and wide,

    crafting potions for the raid,

    and nobody died.

    warcraft guild!

    OH, It's you and me

    maybe we'll PVP

    Warcraft guild!

    It's the song we sing

    while we're raping the lich king.

    warcraft guild!

    we're all on vent,

    Trash mobs we circumvent.

    Gear for me and gear for you,

    WARCRAFT GUILD!

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I still refuse to believe that any of them actually believe the earth is flat. It's either a grift in the case of social media accounts that push the rhetoric, or a big joke in the case of everyone else. Even if some of them do actually believe it, I still choose to believe this theory, because it makes me hate humanity a little less.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Probably for some of them (e.g. the one making videos). Definitely not all of them.

    Believing something wrong is not really a reason to hate someone though. We all have varying degrees of wrong beliefs - if anyone thinks they don't, well ... that's an excellent example.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago*

    Do not underestimate a human's ability to delude themselves or, more importantly in this case (in my opinion) buy into being part of a social group. Flat earthers have a pretty active social community going online and some people will absolutely buy into the things they say just to be a part of it. And this isn't some 'I'll just pretend to so they'll talk to me' thing, they will convince themselves they're true believers. The belief in a flat earth is often downwind from the belief in other conspiracies, things that may be pretty benign or just outright true (Tuskegee experiment, MKultra etc), putting Flat Earth on a path from the benign to the deeply harmful, like Pizzagate or raging antisemitism.

    In all this, community is extremely important. If a person loses this access to the community, their beliefs may turn somewhat more mainstream. We see this with cults too, though I'm not saying Flat Earthers are a cult by any means.

    Anyway, there are Flat Earth books, podcasts, YouTube channels, conferences, you name it. There's a real dedication to showing everyone in the community just how much you bought into the thing. I think approaching this from the standpoint of 'this is a personal failure for the one believer' doesn't provide us with any answers about the 'why' of it all, nor will it necessarily help anyone with leaving such a worldview.

    Anyway. My two cents. The best way to make sure someone leaves a cult or a toxic worldview is to allow them to be part of communities that aren't that cult or that worldview. The more insular you force them to be, the more insular they will become. Within reason of course and especially with cults, within what's safe for everyone.

    Sorry, long ass post. Tl:dr, they don't necessarily believe the earth is flat, they believe that they believe it because that allows them to join a social group.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    One thing that gave me a different perspective on this is that conspiracy theorists tend to believe a whole load of conspiracy theories. And the conspiracy theories that people believe follow certain patterns: they can be falsifiable, but not so easily falsifiable you can't come up with some arguments that take real work to debunk. And while they obviously contradict mainstream beliefs, this combination alone is not enough. Basically, someone needs to plant the idea for it to spread: most people aren't deciding for themselves that everyone is lying about the Earth being round, they get it from someone else.

    I think all this tells us that it's not really about the facts. There's a cognitive bias at play here which engenders belief in things which enable the believer to feel like they're in on a secret and are therefore one above the common person.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    If engagement farming is diverting profits from a big tech corporation, is that actually a grift or is it based?

    (I suppose it stirs up distrust in anyone who sees it - dumb people stop trusting their education and smart people stop trusting other people)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    There are of course moon landing deniers who legit believe that. Where would you put them on the spectrum of stupid belief systems when compared to say flat earthers or sovereign citizens?

    Moon landing denial predates the internet, whereas the others I don’t think so. (Unless in the case of flat earth you go back far enough and count the illiterate and uneducated masses.)

    You can also add JFK and 9/11 conspiracies to that spectrum. Though I’d say those are much more “mainstream” as conspiracy theories go.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    They actually think it moves around the plane in a circle, they look at maps where the artic is in the centre, they also think that Antarctica is a wall of ice around the edge of the disc keeping the water in or something like that

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I'll stop you at 'they actually think'.

    They do not think, at least not as we know it.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (5 children)

    Rocks don't think. I'm getting sick of these "anything less intelligent than the average human doesn't think" hyperbolies.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    Rocks don't think.

    As far as we know...

    It's not about intelligence, there are plenty of intelligent people who believe a lot of stupid bullshit. For most Flat Earthers, it's more an issue with their ability and willingness to reason in combination with "objective" self-awareness. Obviously it's impossible to be completely unbiased, but you have to at least want to be. I'd argue that if someone's thinking consistenly leads to demonstrably false conclusions, it's fair to say they're not doing it right.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

    You can't choose not to think. Your mind is always thinking. There are subconscious parts of your brain thinking to make your heart beat and your lungs breathe. Everyone is thinking, including flat earthers, including earthworms.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    You can't choose not to think.

    I didn't say you could. I didn't even say Flat Earthers are choosing to think poorly, just that belief in Flat Earth is evidence of unsound reasoning.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I know, it was Diddly. Dunno why you chose to reply to Me of all beings.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    There's no "L" in Diddy, I didn't even know he was a Flat Earther! Definitely a good example of someone with unsound reasoning abilities though, truly a bad thinker.

    I didn't choose to reply to you, I chose to reply to your comment. That You were involved was merely happenstance.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    How do they explain the polar night at the North Pole then?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The sun is more like a spotlight idk

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    If the sun is directional, like a flashlight you hold relatively close to the flat disc, you can move it around in a circle say along the inside of the circumference of the disc, then this creates “night” for those portions of the disc outside of its range…

    Oddly enough, this might work as a sort of projection to model the actual path of sunlight across a flat projection of a map of the earth.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    now you're thinking with portals!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    You believe in the moon? 😭🙏

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I think the moon is man made in flat earth lore. I can't recall exactly. I know the sun is like a big spot light and they just shine it on different parts of the earth throughout the day. I think the moon is similar, but it's been years since my flat earth research. Not researching as in I believe it, but researching because I find these kinds of beliefs fascinating.

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    [–] 8 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    How do they explain the moon

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    So, they aren't exactly a monolith, different folks have different ideas. But generally speaking, they beleive all celestial bodies are basically spinning above us. I know they consider the sun to be actually really small and shockingly close to the surface. Generally the idea is the antarctic is the rim of the disk, with a giant ice wall that keeps the oceans in. Gravity is an illusion caused by the Earth constantly accelerating upwards.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    What I gather from these types of conspiracy theories is a kind of logic like "what if reality is exactly as simple as it seems prima facie," and then from that they make all kinds of pseudo-empirical conjectures based on a anecdotal reasoning.

    There's nothing wrong with going out into the weeds with your thinking and doubting everything, for a bit (as a treat). But they seem to fail to realise when their hypotheses are actually far clunkier than the established science, so they just stay out there on the fringes of reason getting wilder and more unhinged.

    PS and probably there's some racism or antisemitism driving the whole thing, even if they don't see it.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    The moon is just a round disk like earth that is tidally locked so you only ever see one flat side, duh

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Wrong.

    It’s a different one every time.

    Sheep.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    There's a guy in my town that has a massive "THE EARTH IS FLAT" sticker on the back of his car. Every time I see him I keep hoping it's a troll, but I live in Missouri so it wouldn't surprise me if he actually believes it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    the moon is a man made satellite base for robot pigeons, D'uh.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

    Well hold on. I may have just woken up, but, if earth were a disc, couldn't the disc just be rotating and or flipping?

    Edit: I am slightly more awake now and had a laugh. What if the underside of earth had stuff down there? And what if you could get down there somehow? And what if the ground were just continuous? I feel like gravity is important here. Fuckin flat earthers, man.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    What if the underside of earth had stuff down there?

    That's where you get a lot of the real 🤯-tier pseudoscience and pseudohistory.

    Dinosaurs and lizard people are down there. Nazis and Communists are down there. Mole people. Atlantis. The Garden of Eden. The sky is the limit.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, that's how I've seen them describing near-equator orbits more than once. (Back when the entire thing was an internet joke, the models were very funny.)

    It's polar orbits they have an issue with.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    This is because flat earthers don't understand anything about science or physics or basic common sense and as a result believe the most insane things.

    They spend their entire time trying to come up with increasingly convoluted ways that a flat earth could work, rather than just accepting that the simplest explanation is that, in fact, isn't flat. Their explanation for why you can't see mount Everest from the top of any reasonably high hill anywhere else on earth, involves throwing out all scientific thinking back to Aristotle and starting again, don't believe in geometry or infinitely parallel lines.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    or two identical moons 180° apart

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I've always wanted to ask a flat earther why I only ever see full moons in the eastern sky at night and never the western sky. I don't suppose they'd have a canned answer, so I'm curious the to the response.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    What do you think happens during a new moon?🌚

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Moon can't orbit since ain't no orb 'cause planet.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    The more flat earthers talk the dumber it gets

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    You can just habe two moons tho

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Flat earth theory is that earth is a pancake (must sit on turtles all the way down) where north pole is at center and antartica on the edge.

    They say that sun and moon just make circular patterns above the pancake, but that is still impossible as the sun and moon would still always be visible if it is just further away from your spot, and the sunrise/sunset dynamic can no longer happen. Even if you change it to a dome shaped pancake, to get some hiding of the sun, then southern hemisphere no longer has predictable daytimes.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Finally, something that makes sense. Maybe they're right after all. /s

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    This might be also the way how the sun orbits according to them

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Diehard Discworld fans I see...

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago*

    Umm... No. There are tons of totally flat disc shaped objects that look mostly the same except have different sized bites missing because of that giant baby in the sun, and they all drift by one at a time.

    The baby can't grab them to finish eating because it doesn't have arms. Just that giggling face.

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