Always take the upfront cash! Currency devalues over time so that 7 billion could be worthless by tomorrow. But $19 invested correctly today could be worth a trillion dollars by tomorrow.
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$19 right now, obviously. If I get hit by a bus and die between now and tomorrow, then I'll have ended up with nothing
think of the tax implications too!
No no. There are wealth companies out there that you can pay millions to and they will make sure you don't have to pay any taxes.
I'd still take the $19 though. Sure money now is better than potential money in the future.
Typical askreddit post, lol.
Would you [moderately be inconvenienced for a somewhat long-ish time] for [ridiculous amount of money]?
Right up there with all the “have you ever sexy sexed the sexything? Would you if a sexyperson was involved?”
"What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed"
right up there with "Women of reddit: do you like [absolutely generic and traditionally handsome trait or article of clothing] on men?"
$19 right now. It says "7 billions dollars", and there's no real currency called billions dollars.
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Tomorrow, exactly 18 hours from I'm commenting now, Epstein files will leak. Whole murica will collapse within next 2 hours. Dollars as currency will collapse instantly too!
7 billions dollar will be worthy less than 19 today, if You manage to exchange the currency to any other - get value of $19.
Actually, unsure, depends if 7 billions gonna be in coins, paper or digital money. That amount of paper could be worth little more than $19 (that paper is not burnable, so still meh), coins, as metal, should be worthy way more.
I’d wait until 23:58 to make my decision and then go for $19 because who knows what can happen in 2 seconds
I'll take the 7 billions dollars tomorrow. Even if it's some Ugadogobindan dollar where 7 billions of it is worth less than $19, the max I lose is $19, so I'm gonna take that risk.
$19. I've seen enough evil genie movies. It will never be tomorrow, it's always today. Tomorrow is the promise of today.
Can I borrow against the 7 billion? Ill find someone to lend me 1 million today and ill give them 2 million tomorrow
Both. First timeline I take the billion, invented time travel and enter the second timeline to go get the $19 too.
I'm about to go to sleep. I'll sleep better knowing I have $19, but probably wouldn't sleep at all knowing $7 billion is showing up tomorrow. I don't think I'm cut out for the billionaire life, but I'm prepared to try.
19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it?
$19 right now. Then I have it right now. Tomorrow never comes so I wouldn't get that 7B.
I’m worried about the taxes due on that $7 billion. With tax brackets and that math, I’d probably come out ahead with the $19. This is why I’ve declined every raise I’ve been offered, don’t want to slip into that next tax rate.
I'm getting $7,000,000,019. How? Well I take the $19 right now for starters. Then I spend the next 24 hours trying to think of a plan to secure the 7B as well.
I take the $19, because I don't feel like becoming unethical.
I don't think I'd want to be a billionaire. A hundred million? Yeah. But, any more than that I think fucks too hard with the head. It's an impossible amount to understand, and the power that comes with it corrupts.
You might say, "then, just give most of it away", and yeah, that makes sense, but I don't know how fast it happens. I don't know if I'd be able to. I think once I realized it was really mine, it might be hard to "just give it away". I don't know what that corruption feels like.
And, I'm not sure I want to.
No. I'll take the $19 and I'll leave being a billionaire to the people who handle it so well.
Just push the money toward a good cause. You don’t have to be a billionaire for long.
I would have to put it away in some locked account that only pays interest each year and doesn't let me have any access for like 20 years. Otherwise it would be gone in 4 months.
Ok here’s the plan.
Day one you give all the money to me and I'm gonna give you a challenge.
You've got to spend 3 billion in 30 days. You can't own anything, you can't destroy the money, you can't give it away, and it has to be totally secret. If you do that then you get $100 million otherwise if you fail you get $19.
Everyone's happy problem solved, and I think there might be some wacky hijinks involved
delayed gratification is only unlocked when you have over 250 iq (which I have) so I pick
Tick. tick, tick people. Let's go, now! There may not be another tomorrow. /s
Clearly $19. I won't be the same person tomorrow so I would never really receive the 7 billion
$19 because fuck capitalism. Seriously, billions of dollars means that you are hogging billions that could be spent on feeding the poor. I say this as a person who just stopped living in a homeless shelter less than a month ago.
Or donate it for good causes. Honestly spending a billion dollars (let alone 7) is really hard, if you're not buying companies or land. It's just that an obscene amount of money.
You dumdum could spend 6.999 billions to help others and live well of the rest 🤷🏻
Then take the 7 billion tomorrow, keep $19, , donate the rest to homeless shelters and food banks, and stop being a curmudgeon.
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