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[–] 171 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Always take the upfront cash! Currency devalues over time so that 7 billion could be worthless by tomorrow. But $19 invested correctly today could be worth a trillion dollars by tomorrow.

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  • [–] 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.

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  • [–] 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    $19 right now, obviously. If I get hit by a bus and die between now and tomorrow, then I'll have ended up with nothing

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    think of the tax implications too!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    No no. There are wealth companies out there that you can pay millions to and they will make sure you don't have to pay any taxes.

    I'd still take the $19 though. Sure money now is better than potential money in the future.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Typical askreddit post, lol.

    Would you [moderately be inconvenienced for a somewhat long-ish time] for [ridiculous amount of money]?

    Right up there with all the “have you ever sexy sexed the sexything? Would you if a sexyperson was involved?”

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    "What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed"

    right up there with "Women of reddit: do you like [absolutely generic and traditionally handsome trait or article of clothing] on men?"

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago*

    $19 right now. It says "7 billions dollars", and there's no real currency called billions dollars.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Spoiler - I'm from future, very next week to be exact, and I have some news for Ya.

    Tomorrow, exactly 18 hours from I'm commenting now, Epstein files will leak. Whole murica will collapse within next 2 hours. Dollars as currency will collapse instantly too!

    7 billions dollar will be worthy less than 19 today, if You manage to exchange the currency to any other - get value of $19.

    Actually, unsure, depends if 7 billions gonna be in coins, paper or digital money. That amount of paper could be worth little more than $19 (that paper is not burnable, so still meh), coins, as metal, should be worthy way more.

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    [–] 24 points 2 months ago

    19, duh, it's a bigger number than 7.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    I’d wait until 23:58 to make my decision and then go for $19 because who knows what can happen in 2 seconds

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Nice try J. G. Wentworth

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'll take the 7 billions dollars tomorrow. Even if it's some Ugadogobindan dollar where 7 billions of it is worth less than $19, the max I lose is $19, so I'm gonna take that risk.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    $19. I've seen enough evil genie movies. It will never be tomorrow, it's always today. Tomorrow is the promise of today.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Can I borrow against the 7 billion? Ill find someone to lend me 1 million today and ill give them 2 million tomorrow

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    [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Both. First timeline I take the billion, invented time travel and enter the second timeline to go get the $19 too.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    I'm about to go to sleep. I'll sleep better knowing I have $19, but probably wouldn't sleep at all knowing $7 billion is showing up tomorrow. I don't think I'm cut out for the billionaire life, but I'm prepared to try.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    $19 right now. Then I have it right now. Tomorrow never comes so I wouldn't get that 7B.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I’m worried about the taxes due on that $7 billion. With tax brackets and that math, I’d probably come out ahead with the $19. This is why I’ve declined every raise I’ve been offered, don’t want to slip into that next tax rate.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I'm getting $7,000,000,019. How? Well I take the $19 right now for starters. Then I spend the next 24 hours trying to think of a plan to secure the 7B as well.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I take the $19, because I don't feel like becoming unethical.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Income or debt?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Can I have 3.5 billion dollars when I go to bed tonight?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    ... or $1 for grammar lessons.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

    I don't think I'd want to be a billionaire. A hundred million? Yeah. But, any more than that I think fucks too hard with the head. It's an impossible amount to understand, and the power that comes with it corrupts.

    You might say, "then, just give most of it away", and yeah, that makes sense, but I don't know how fast it happens. I don't know if I'd be able to. I think once I realized it was really mine, it might be hard to "just give it away". I don't know what that corruption feels like.

    And, I'm not sure I want to.

    No. I'll take the $19 and I'll leave being a billionaire to the people who handle it so well.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Ok here’s the plan.

    Day one you give all the money to me and I'm gonna give you a challenge.

    You've got to spend 3 billion in 30 days. You can't own anything, you can't destroy the money, you can't give it away, and it has to be totally secret. If you do that then you get $100 million otherwise if you fail you get $19.

    Everyone's happy problem solved, and I think there might be some wacky hijinks involved

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Always take the lump sum!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    20.bucks is 20 bucks

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I dunno, I could really go for a pizza right now...

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I can wait til tomorrow. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. Boom now I have 14 billion dollars

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  • delayed gratification is only unlocked when you have over 250 iq (which I have) so I pick

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Sounds like a promise a drug addict would make

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Tick. tick, tick people. Let's go, now! There may not be another tomorrow. /s

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    The horse's name was friday

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    7B in funds managed by Situationally Unaware

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    That's no choice at all.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Clearly $19. I won't be the same person tomorrow so I would never really receive the 7 billion

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  • [–] -3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    $19 because fuck capitalism. Seriously, billions of dollars means that you are hogging billions that could be spent on feeding the poor. I say this as a person who just stopped living in a homeless shelter less than a month ago.

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