He’s got a pool company that can do it?
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Which one of his friends sells steam systems?
his friends
You must be the type that truly believes the stripper loves you
The issue between the two systems is isolation. In the old C-13 series if one track needed repair, you have to shut steam off to that track. The rest can keep going. In the EMALS there's just the one centralize power architecture, so if a track has to go down, it takes the whole thing down with it.
Few really want to return to steam. It requires a lot of the ship to house special high pressure equipment and requires more maintenance overall to keep it running. Additionally, a lot of the drones designed need the precise control that the EMALS provides to not break apart. But it's hard to point out all the various tooling that has to go on behind the scenes when one track goes down with steam, when the whole effing thing with EMALS has to go down and no launching happens for hours.
And that's ultimately what happens, the metrics that are being used are getting aircraft into the air, not overall downtime or cost to operate. And EMALS is still struggling to hit the numbers it has to hit and likely won't hit them till around 2030. Every time it goes down, every zero aircrafts it gets pulls that metric down hard.
But her EMALS
(sorry, I actually enjoyed your contribution though)
You'd think that an electric system should allow for relatively easy isolation – isolating electric circuits from each other with breakers is hardly new technology. Is this lack of isolation a design flaw of EMALS or is there an actual physical reason why it couldn't be designed with independently powerable tracks?
Looks like they've already issued a contract to fix it so it would appear it's entirely possible and someone just fucked up the requirements/design first time around.
Absolutely wild that this wasn't part of the original design. I can turn off power to my stove without shutting down my whole house, but the US Navy can't independently power launch systems.
You'd think the United States would take great care when designing their main tools for global power projection. And you'd probably be right; I can imagine that countless hours were invested into determining where the parts get built and which senators get to politically benefit from that. Technological details don't really matter; at worst you can just turn flaws into lucrative followup contracts for companies in the stock portfolios of top politicians.
Ding, ding. Yeah. Happens with Government contracts. Corners get cut. Just a symptom of ... gestures towards Washington DC
As the other person mentioned, they're looking to fix the "shortcomings" of the current system. Happens in government projects that corners get cut and that short-term "fixes" ends up having long-term "issues".
That said, dropping the whole thing to go back to steam because of corners being cut is a royally stupid idea. But I mean we are talking about a guy who decided to just level an entire wing of the White House before anything to replace it was actually thought out and approved.
I’m wondering if they mean that the points of failure are overall harder to isolate? Like, I don’t know… can the steam system work if the ship looses power? That would be a level of isolation that I imagine EMALS can’t do. But then I’d wonder, what if each track had its own generator? Oh… hey, just use steam generators. Problem solved, Trump won’t tell the difference,
It's so simple to solve though, just have the track squirt up a bit of fog machine smoke each time it runs and tell him it's steam powered again. What is he going to do, go check? Just lie, that's our culture now, just lie about it.
This motherfucker has no clue how magnets work.
This motherfucker has no clue how magnets work.
The same dumb motherfucker who wanted to nuke a hurricane and also extended a hurricane path with a Sharpe because NOAA wouldn't entertain his valuable input on hurricane path.....of course a guy like that is vexed by magnets
I'm vaguely recalling a press conference where Trump suggested that magnets can be deactivated by putting it water.
Is anyone else remembering this?
Next: why do we even need the planes; we can directly catapult stones on the enemy! Wonder why nobody ever thought about it
Just wait until he finds out about trebuchets.
Sharp sticks were part of the world's arsenal for thousands of not millions of years!
Not only part of the arsenal. In a lot of times and places throughout history, they've been your best option against most things (though generally this is only when you have the sufficient manpower to make them work; for 1v1 matchups, swords are usually better)
This idiot thinks he is an expert on everything. More people need to tell the baby NO.
To be fair a third of anything said to him is sycophantic praise, so why wouldnt he think he's a genius?
Tell him No? Is that what you think the primary issue is, here? That his governing style needs more restraint?
So they're using electric motors and he wants steam engines?
I can only imagine the hard facepalming going on in the Navy right now.
How many more before this government collapses, as it should? It's truly an emperor-no-clothes situation.
This moron is confounded by magnets and windmills. He is one of the dumbest (did you know there's a 'b' in dumb? Most people don't you know) people in American history.
He is a dumbass micromanager. The president shouldn't be involved at this level of technology development period.
Unless a contractor bribed him to install the steam system.
Likely to just delay the launch of the latest carrier, this slowly weakening the military
I wish it was corruption like that. I think it’s even sillier. Trump is like “Steam is what they used when I was a kid, so it must be the best, anything newer is woke”
Yeah that's a strong possibility as well. Hard to tell if it's Dunning-Kreuger, corruption, or both.
Use the electromagnetic launcher just also add a tube that shoots out a stream of hot steam as it launches a plane so his dumb ass can brag about how he built a steam launcher.
I mean, China was bragging they made a bus a year ago. They called it a trackless train or some shit.
Y'know it's usually the other way around, ya know folks reinventing the train but shittier and calling it a car or bus. Weirdly refreshing. Also trackless trains have existed since the 1800s with steam tractors, there was a nuclear powered equivalent in the 50s, and I'm pretty sure I've heard of something similar being used in Iraq and Syria back in the 30s where they just hooked up multiple trailers to a pair of modified trucks to move goods to places without rail.
The change there was that it could use both tracks and roads, allowing it more transit flexibility
The innovation wasn't as much technical as it was logistical
This is a brilliant work-around. It'll save a ton of R&D money and won't take nearly the time and $ that a full retrofit would, all while pacifying the Orange Diaper Baby until the next dumbass idea comes along. How would you like a no-bid contract for the job?
Join me in some wild speculation about this aircraft carrier which is already behind schedule:
The ship, named for Messman Second Class Doris Miller, is the first aircraft carrier named for both an enlisted sailor and an African American.[9] The ship will be the second to honor Miller, who received the Navy Cross for his actions during the attack on Pearl Harbor; the first ship was USS Miller (FF-1091).[10] It is currently the only Gerald R. Ford-class carrier to be named after a person who was not a former president.
The president's changes will slow things down. Now why would he want to slow that aircraft carrier down?
“The future Trump-class battleship – the USS Defiant – will be the largest, deadliest and most versatile and best-looking warship anywhere on the world’s oceans,” Phelan said...
“The U.S. Navy will lead the design, along with me, because I’m a very aesthetic person,” Trump said.
Russia sabotaging the US's military again. It's all hegseth does but trump is such a well trained stooge at this point that advancing russia's agenda is like second nature to him.
And even with this, the US Navy isn't going back in time anywhere as far or as fast as the US Department Of Health which has already reached the 18th century under a leadership that denies that vaccines work.
“Donald Trump should stick to what he knows best – ballrooms, bankruptcy, and bullshit.”
The steam revolution is here finally! What will he think of next? Steam trains?
The world will yield to US might when these are installed.

Trump is putting out Aladeen vibes...

I can only imagine he really cares about this because he's invested in the company that makes the steam-powered systems.
What we'll probably hear from him next is that he prefers steam gauges over glass cockpits and that all aircraft, civilian or military, must be retrofitted with the former. And biplanes, the Pentagon must start buying and using them. Everybody knows (except for Communists) that two wings are better than one.
I think it's more like "bring back whatever I watched on film between 1955-1990 as that's the last time the world felt familiar". Steam catapults from Top Gun, TriStar jet because triples are best, PanAm airlines because the stewardesses had miniskirts and cleavage. Fuck it, someone call Howard Hughes while we're at it
Maybe farmers should start watering plants with brawndo? After all, "It has electrolytes, what plants crave!"
It's all fun and games until the itch.io catapults start taking over.
I wonder if it's physically possible to build a supersonic biplane...
I suppose it would be technically possible, the issue would be that the moment you start to turn the aircraft, the air turbulence generated by the upper wing would rip the lower wing off. This is a problem even at lower speeds which is why double decked wing designs stop being made.
There really were steam-powered aircraft, weirdly enough. Maybe trump thinks they never got a fair shake.
This is so obviously irrational that I'm surprised that his cabinet hasn't removed him for incompetence just for this. The man is a dotard.
The inevitable lunacy of your garden variety dictator. Dictate ALL the things, my whims are more important than reality.
I can't wait until trump orders the aircraft carrier to be made capable of dive-bombing.
Because it’s electric?
Nevermind the electronic valves and electronic systems that control the steam, it just can’t be electric where it counts. This is the stupidest president ever.
Because it’s electric?
No, because it has magnets.
Trump is notoriously afraid of magnets. It upsets him that they would put a magnet on something that's supposed to float on the sea, and he worries about them sinking with the magnets still on them. I read through one of his rants on the topic, verbatim. The guy is stupid. Very stupid indeed. And senile.
The man really does not understand that electricity is the purest and highest form of energy there is.
Stable genius. We should require the automobile manufacturers to revert back to steam power too. Think of it!
Good, less American fighters being able to be launched means a safer world
Have they finished turning the California water faucet 37 degrees towards Canada yet? Or reopening Alcatraz? How many of these crackhead ideas go anywhere?
Well his latest scheme appears to be to give Greenland a bunch of expensive oil drilling equipment. He genuinely seems to believe that if they just start drilling for oil no one's going to stop them.
I've met flat earthers with better critical thinking skills than this idiot.
After this and reviving the idea of battleships (which will make them again fat targets for kamikaze rubber boats), betcha the bastard will want fucking outsized wonder weapons.
…and trebuchet missile launchers!!

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