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So small

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[–] 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I once rescued a fallen (unable to fly yet) young starling from kitties and got them back in their nest, they were like 7g and often didn't feel like I was actually holding anything! We called them Houdini

I don't have any images due to a loss of data, so instead my partner to the rescue! Houdini --

here's a kiwi :3

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    hah i wish my cats were that light - my cuddle-monster loves placing his whole body straight across my keyboard, and he presses ALL the keys.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Same! We just rescued a kitten from the shelter, she's 5 months old and every time I open my laptop she'll sit on it, and always somehow open calculator, enable airplane mode and then open several programs. And then search for yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3333333;;;;;; or something similar.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Sorry, forgot the cat tax!

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    I am pretty sure you can deduct which of those two rascals is the one using my keyboard as a recreational sleeping spot.

    But to even it out, the other one thought it would be a great idea this night to take advantage of me sleeping while making an attempt at standing on my throat with all 4 paws at once.

    I was not sleeping afterwards, that i can assure you of lol

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    You mean smol

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    You have failed the smolness test ^(you^ ^are^ ^too^ ^smol)^

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Now that's what I call THOCK.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Smol = doesn't press keys

    Bigg = Presses keys

    Chonky = bends keyboard

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    [–] 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    um actually i have 0.0002milla weight dynamic lockheedmartin switches so it would in fact press my keys

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    That's the best size of kitten.

    I've always wanted to breed toy kittens. But my issues with kitten mills and pet overpopulation have prevented me from doing that. We have teacup dogs. But we don't have teacup cats. I want to breed giant Russian, dwarf, hamsters and dwarf kittens. But I can't and I shouldn't.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago*

    That's illegal!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Ma'am this smolness is illegal.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    its your duty to fatten em up

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    1 comment in c/illegallysmolcats@lemmy.world view that post

    he cannot gaming :(

    :bc_cry: 1
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