Lol sitting with a very fresh baby who is sleeping deeply. Am I wasting time? Yes Could I be doing anything better with my time right now? No

Jokes on you. I'm at work so I'm not wasting my time.

Damn bitch, I JUST got here!

I'm wasting time... on the computer

Of course this is the first post I see when I log on to Lemmy lol

how dare you

Yep, thats the goal!

Sorry homie, my DC is too high. All my projects at work are currently low priority and not time constrained

Fucking rude.

Can i hire you to sit on a shelf and just cast this spell regularly, like an automatic perfume sprayer?

It fizzles on the stack - I'm always aware of that.

Power word: scroll

This image is NOT AI, it's titled Seer, and is by Myles Pinkney.

I cast Power Word: Inpatient Treatment Center

I’m bored as shit

Awareness matters not.

This is a welcome boon! Thanks wizzy.

Spell failed. Magic resistance too high. From all the weed. Wizard weed.

I have immunity from waiting in line.

you fuckin

I cast Melf's Magic Slow Workday. Its still got 7 hours and 20 minutes till it ends

I don't even know where my phone is. I'm wasting on my time doomscrolling on my ThinkPad thank you very much

Detect Doomscroll

Och 🫪😟 okay then, see you later 🙂☺️ !