I don't know why this needs to be a joke. Assuming the rest of the company is minimally competent and the middle managers can write clear executive documents an LLM will probably beat the average CEO just by virtue of not having moods. The only downside is that LLMs can't do in person "social networking" yet.
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https://overpaid.lol/ for the people curious
I've read that one of the jobs most suited to takeover by AI are CEOs.
LLMs are bullshit machines. I dont see how there's any question.
Yes, but can they "synergise, the verticals, while hyperspeeding through deepdiving outside of the box thinking?" I think NOT
Sounds like you're using a 2025 harness on your CEO bot bro
You are really a thought leader, I'll need to ping some ideas off of you to help move the needle. But we will have to circle back. We can take this offline.
All of these ideas are literally the best things I ever heard.
Thank you for your value add
I recently heard someone say their boss told them they've been adding a lot of shareholder value lately.
Yes they work as a sloperator.
That's true when you consider their official tasks... However after years in industries, it became apparent to me that their maon job is to "have contacts in high places".
When your CEO signs a deal with their friend's friend for the biggest contract of the year, it's hard to replace that by an AI...
I would say that doing so would mean that there's no one to hold accountable, but then I remembered the hellscape I live in where ceos don't face accountability anyways, so yeah...
No one knows why some CEOs succeed so much, and others fail so hard. Rather than admit that they are guessing, executive suites and boards of directors both engage in mystical thinking, and then shed as much blame/yank as much credit as they can get away with. CEOs are where they are because of a social club, and not because they have any specific demonstrable skills, high intelligence, overwhelming empathy, insight into the future of business, unmatched creativity, etc.
Hallucinating that CEOs know what they should be doing, and the "more hours worked means more things got done" thinking are the largest and most damaging mental viruses of the corporate world.
I'd love that but if you marry the fecklessness of a CEO with the ruthlessness of an AI you get weekly layoffs 😂
Will the AI CEOs molest AI children on an AI generated private island?
It's parody right now, but as you read the article, it begins to make perfect sense that AI is far better suited to replace the responsibilities of a CEO, than the varied responsibilities of the workers, especially when the economics are taken into account. You can save millions by getting rid of workers, but there's a lot of work involved in replacing all those jobs. Or you can save millions by getting rid of a single CEo, and you only have to replace one job.
At some point, somebody is going to offer this service for real, and companies are going to use it.
This seems over engineered. I’m pretty sure a simple program that just replies “yeah sure” to anyone from the right department asking about something would outperform most CEOs.
The classic..
Middle-manager: We have 3 options, but only enough resources to finish 1, which one should we prioritize?
CEO: These are all great! I look forward to seeing the final version of all 3 next week.
The primary role of the CEO is to solicit cheap lending from banks. A simple program can't do that. You need a real human being at the business with another real human being who was friends with that first human being in college and who now works as a broker at a big financial institution to stamp the loan.
This is every billionaire's path to power. Not via what they know but who they know.
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But the owners of the website have no control over the administration of business infrastructure.
Like, its all very tongue-and-cheek, but it mostly illustrates that our economic model isn't based on "efficiency" or "meritocracy". The folks calling the shots have their positions by way of inheritance, influence peddling, and state-sanctioned violence.
Luigi had a solution for this too
Why does it say "threaten"?
It just offers a service. Googlemail doesn't threaten to provide me with an email address. A gardener doesn't threaten to maintain and tend to your garden.
I have a fantasy that someone tries using data driven systems to run business. They'd still need AI to do all the C-speak and top-tier sales work, but as it is upper management commonly resents their own workforce and enacts policy just to be vindictive.
Imagine a game company that didn't crunch because it knew crunching only slowed productivity and wrecked the health and morale of the dev team.
Imagine a company who didn't issue RTO mandates because it saw it's telecommuters are more productive and happier working from home.
Imagine if businesses didn't surveillance-max and micromanage their administrative clerks and fulfillment teams understanding that doing so slows them down and makes them miserable.
I don't know for certain that AI-assisted computers can run businesses and manage well, but we have countless examples of how upper management lets their feelings get in the way of maximizing profit and demonstrate incompetence and lack of adult maturity.
The bar really is that low.
AI can't do a CEO's job. A CEO is just a professional schmoozer. They're there to interact with and sell the company's services to a bunch of rich bastards. They're basically a highly paid escort that mostly gets to keep their clothes on.
If that's all a CEO was, then we'd have much more functional companies. But the CEO is also the top manager of the company and dictates policies that affect how the company is run. We're seeing specific examples of what is nothing short of labor abuse by executives such as Zuckerberg, Musk and Bezos. And they choose their policies for purely emotional reasons, as an expression of resentment and vindictiveness toward their own workforce.
In fact, this is the core of their fantasy regarding AI, that with enough R&D it will be cheap enough to replace their human staff entirely with robots, who don't have opinions and don't fight for better treatment.
If a company separated the executive suite from upper management, and instead had a brain trust to maximize profits by hard data and cold calculation, I submit human labor would be better treated, since well-treated workers operate at an improved rate of productivity, which actually makes it profitable to make sure they take their breaks and eat their lunches.
History shows us the ownership class always thinks their workers are willfully withholding effort, and as we've seen during the North Atlantic slave era, the ownership class will work labor to death if they are allowed to do so.
It's been tested already.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shell-game/id1753117762
Any 'Too podcast; won't listen' -summary?
Sure
A tech journalist sets up a company of all AI agents. CFO, CTO, HR, Sales, etc. He is following the capabilities advertised by all of the various vendors. He makes significant progress. He demonstrates that is is indeed possible. And some really absurd things happen along the way. Like the vendor advertising that agents are perfectly capable of this hanging up on one of them in disgust.
Do you want Delamain?
Because that's how you get Delamain.
Sorry guys.
It might sound like a dream, but these replacements aren't happening as long as the shareholders can't blame the AI when the company does something bad. They don't want to end up in prison.
Yeah. Just look at all the CEOs currently in prison!
Is AI taking over that fast!? I don't feel like it's good enough yet.
No you're just overestimating executives, Ai's were good enough for this job in the 90's
It may leave me eating boiled bark, but it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
defending the destruction of wildlife and natural resources for the production of memes, shit code and a worldwide surveilance network.
haha shit troll
I love that you're butthurt enough to pick through my post history.
haha shit troll
🤣 lmao look at lil bruh over here using his Ai to write disses for Lemmy thinking anybody cares.
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Can I help with anything else? 😃
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