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[–] 72 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Im so offended that im not

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Same, mainly because I do the things that were said to be what got people on the list.

    I have mostly avoided the politics and news communities for what feels like a year or so and must not have ended up on their radar.

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  • [–] 69 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    I think I figured it out. Few months ago I made a Charlie Kirk meme and dude probably saw it and got emotions.

    I read the little manifesto he wrote yesterday. Dude legitimately believes half of us in the regex are alt accounts for one guy.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Oh no it's me, I definitely have the free time to post leftist shitposts on 500+ accounts. Sorry for all the confusion

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Is that what its from, dunking on a dead nazi? That fits.

    I made this like right after it happened.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    These are to die for!!
    They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!

    Seriously addictive too, just one and you'll be hooked for life...

    My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was "....gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff", then slumped in his chair.
    I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!

    But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
    Anyways, the dev knows it, 'we' know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.

    Well it's either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.

    To prove our...wait, no, my point then weI'm going to write a random sentence and then I'm going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
    I'm a teapot short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my ______

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Maybe said one of the naughty words on the block list like "fuck" or "perchance" one too many times.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    To fuck: perchance to cum: ay, there's the rub; For in that fuck of seconds what cum may come.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    One time you turned me into a newt. That was kind of fucked up.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago

    It means "people who hurt the devs sensitive feelings" whether or not there was any interaction.

    That's not a jab, it's what happened.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Were you eating seeds as a pastime activity?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I have no idea what Tesseract even is but Im on the list.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    I have no idea what Tesseract is

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    It's a frontend for lemmy, and it had a secret block list. Generally made of people who held such extreme and toxic positions like "fascism is bad" or "rich people shouldn't be rich when other people are starving"

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    whuh? why does a front-end have the 'permission' to block users? shouldn't that fall to the instance instead?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago*

    Yeah it doesn't need "permission" in the traditional social media sense, that's the thing. Dude just made it so the things or people he didn't like caused "error messages." And yeah it really should have to be the instance that blocks things, that's what everybody's pissed about.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Apparently it also includes opinions such as, "penguins are cool," and "check out this silly knife."

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    At just a quick glance, I don't see my account listed but my username is in the regex. lol

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Thank you, how do I get banned? I'm feeling left out...

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Ooooh turns it out I'm on it!

    Though to be fair I've probably said something to upset every single political faction, including ones I mostly agree with

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    I don't know what I said but I hope it was some of the vile shit I was spewing about Mitch McConnell. That would just make it sweeter.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Admiral Patrick is just huffing too much dead internet theory

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    You’re on the list so he’s hardly going to stoop to explaining the reason to a toxic karen like you.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Is there a list somewhere we can check because this has gone on long enough that I’m curious

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    The list

    Use your browser/client to "find on page".

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Looks like I'm not on the list. Tbh I don't really understand what is going on here. I'm very out of the loop.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Everything just feels so bizarre to me. Internet communities and politics devolve into weird rabbit holes of strangeness and extremism which is totally foreign to me. I feel like some people just sit in their rooms posting pictures on their walls connecting it with red strings.

    And here I am just to look at memes. Does that mean I'm too much of a "normie" or "boomer" for internet communities nowadays? I don't even know.

    Thanks for the info tho. Sorry about my little rant lol!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    👑you forgot your crown

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Must try harder

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I bet it was the fish that got me on the list.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I have some ideas. I can be very vocal about certain subjects, and there are just certain types of people I cannot tolerate or take seriously.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Fragile snowflakes break by you just breathing on their rough direction.

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    [–] 2 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I have asked on multiple posts at this point. HOW THE HELL DO YOU CHECK IF YOU'RE ON THE LIST???

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Thanks. I'm now insulted that I'm not on the list! Granted I've only been on Lemmy for a couple of months.

    I'm not some DNC loving hardcore Dem or anything but I do tend to lean left on most of my views.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    A lot of us are pretty far left for the USA and believe the DNC is compromised by corporate money. I dislike the Democrats but the GOP is run by MAGA who I believe betrayed our country Jan 6th.

    Saying shit like this is almost certainly why I'm on the list lol

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