cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45501576

Update: It seems they are blocking it themselves now⸘?

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[–] 37 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What? I thought they were blockading the blockade blockading the blockade blocking the blockade blockading the strait

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I think there are 4 blockades on 2 straits now, Houthis be playing as well

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Aah the houthis still doing their thing?

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago

    Operation Epstein Fury

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    They started the war to distract from the Epstein files

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Nah, that was a different war. There's actually been 10 wars since then. Trump has ended 137 wars so far this term. Probably end another one tomorrow

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    [–] 30 points 7 months ago (19 children)

    I got great news for y'all. Trump just blocked the Strait of Hormuz. Man is playing chess on more dimensions than I can think of.

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

    So just so everyone has this clear:

    Trump is saying that no ship that has paid a fee to Iran will be allowed to transit.

    So, now, even the ships that Iran was letting through, will not get through.

    Before WW2, the US embargoed a whole ton of oil exports to Japan, and this is widely seen as forcing the hand of their expansionist aims into attacking the Phillipenes and Pear Harbor at the same time.

    We are now effectively blockading the entire world of ~20% of its oil, about ~35% of its fetrilizer, etc.

    So this is uh... immensely stupid, as it is a lrgitimate causus belli against the US for the entire world.

    Also, its a very good way to have a hypersonic missile take out an aircraft carrier.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Before WW2, the US embargoed a whole ton of oil exports to Japan, and this is widely seen as forcing the hand of their expansionist aims into attacking the Phillipenes and Pear Harbor at the same time.

    eeee someone was listening to my rants (or their history professor's rants) i am so happy

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I think we both at one point, roughly a week ago, in the same thread, were going on about how the pre WW2 US oil embargo of Japan was a big fucking deal...

    Yeah, I got a 5 in AP US History, and all I have to show for it is a massive and terrifying sense of historical irony.

    hooray

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION

    I've never seen so much projection.

    Also, he's crying about Iran's supposed nuclear ambitions, but he's the dumbass who pulled out of the nuclear agreement in his first term!

    Oh, and are we going to start seeing the US blow up fishing vessels like in the Caribbean?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    i saw a video yesterday, about the endgame would be a pipeline hub in israel, so israel can control all oil flow in the region. another alternative would be oman.

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  • [–] 56 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Yes but, at least Iran now has fewer missiles and drones to fire at the surrounding countries to cause lots of damage, because they fired lots of missiles and drones at the surrounding countries causing lots of damage.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago

    Appropriate, because the next frame is them falling on their face:

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    Well, uh... so... about that.

    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/12/trump-announces-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-after-us-iran-peace-talks-end

    Trump announces Strait of Hormuz blockade after US-Iran peace talks end

    US Navy to enforce blockade, Trump says after condemning Iran for blocking waterway and complaining no agreement reached in Islamabad.

    So uh... apparently we are just ... blocking... the Strait.

    Which will of course, open automatically.

    Mhm.

    Yeeep.

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  • [+] -8 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    Makes sense, since otherwise Iran sells passage. So this is one is the few logical things to do in that situation.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago* (8 children)

    Well, Iran can still just blow up any ship that doesn't pay the toll.

    As they have been doing.

    Just because "I declare BLOCKADE" doesn't mean that Iran can now somehow not do that.

    So no, this is insane to do, because now you just have a double blockade, and nothing at all can get through.

    The thing that would make sense to do at this point is just fucking leave, and maybe uh, apologize, for doing a bunch of war crimes?

    Itan stated in their earlier ceasefire proposal that they wanted to have the tolling thing be shared with Oman, have it voted on and ratfied in the UN as international law, and the main point of it was to recoup the costs of the damage that's been done to them via the tolls, instead of demanding outright reparations.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Well, they know that the UN won't ever accept it. That part is not honest.

    The idea that it is to recover the loses is also not fully honest. If it was to recover the loses, the tool would have an expiration date.

    Currently, the US destroyed the international law, so there's no reason for Iran to obey it alone. But pretending the toll satisfies it isn't honest.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    How do you even begin to estimate the losses Iran incurred, cost of rebuilding and opportunity cost lost

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  • [–] -4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    That is the point, nothing should get through...? Instead of Iran having a monopoly via large payments.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    This will result in literally millions of people starving to death.

    About a third of the world's supply fertilizer supply goes through the Strait.

    Or well, it did.

    So us in wealthier countries will get dramatically more food price inflation, (yes, dramatically more than what we've experienced in the last few years in the US), those in poorer countries will just starve to death.

    That will destabilize the governments 9f those places, and cause more people to try and immigrate to parts of the world that do have food, which will cause even more tensions and bigotry between ethnic groups in multicultural societies.

    ... Extremely horrifically bad plan.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    It's hard to keep tabs on the idiocy

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Operation Epic Failure

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  • 6 comments in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works view that post
    [–] 37 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    They blew up the guy who had banned nukes too

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Iran has a geographic advantage.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Quantum blockade using AI

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  • 2 comments in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world view that post
    [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    Ima steal Operation Tropic Blunder when we invade Cuba.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    How all the soldier who get hurt and die know they are fighting to keep a pedo rapist out of jail.

    And that's it. A distraction.

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