I chose bear 🐻

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[–] 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Still better than well done with ketchup.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    That was how I preferred my steak as a kid, with the addition of a bunch of paprika mixed in to the ketchup. Not because it was at all good, mind, but because I have always hated the flavor and texture of steak, my father loves it and would make it often when I was growing up, and doing that makes it not taste like steak anymore.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Meat cooked in berry sauce is good, if done right

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yep! Before I went veggie I used to love IKEA meatballs with the fruit sauce. Because I have classy, upmarket tastes

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Why choose? With Grindr, you can get both!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    So....a popular recipe for those who hunt and eat bear is to take the tenderloin, cook it like this with a wild blueberry and mushroom sauce. It's fantastic. I choose bear too. It looks just like this but replace the strawberry with mushrooms.

    Edit: I'm not speciesist. I'll sometimes choose man, but the preparation is completely different.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Meat with berries is not an absurd idea at all? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingonberry_jam

    In fact, I ate some for lunch today. :D

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    Half man, half bear, half pig!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Who am I to say, I am no judge of food. I eat marmite neat from the bottle.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    That looks like a bear who could financially provide for me. I choose the bear.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    All other berries and honey is ok, but the strawberries creep me out - idk why though

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    All berries matter

    Especially when they’re in season.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I think this is just one step on the way to this meal's final form: Sauerbraten.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    That looks genuinely delicious. Though, I haven't have breakfast yet.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Romanmaxxing

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    People always ask man or bear when they should be asking bear or bull?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Guess I'm saving up for a good fillet steak to try this out with.

    Maybe mix the honey with water and glaze at the end of cooking - berry wise definitely a compote with black pepper?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    The Bear-ality of man

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Manbearpig: half man, half bear, half pig

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