He's so alpha that he's unstable, missing features, and prone to crashing.
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Okay, I’m a grower, not a shower, but even I would leave an outline in something that tight.
Oh, and fuck you for making me look at his crotch.
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Bro, you don't tactical tuck?
It's the latest alpha big dick energy fad that I just made up.
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... this has to be shopped, right?
He can't actually be a eunuch, right?
I'd make more displacement than that while unconscious and not dreaming, in a blizzard...
Arbys called. Where's the meat?
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He's an innie, not an outie.
It's also extremely alpha male to leave a ring around the nipple because that part hurts too much.
Andrew No-tater
Why am i being subjected to seeing this idiot
Bro, wheres your dick? My shit would be falling out the sides and im not even that big.
This explains so much.
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Why misogynist have giant placenta tattoo?
They will probably say he's not guilty of rape because his dick is too small for penetration.
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No wonder he went after kids
Am I the only person that's seeing a camel toe?
Wait, no Banana for scale?
Misogyny Barbie®
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