Of course I've had it in the ear before...

What if we had brotels instead of brothels?

A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.

Wonderful stories about glory?

Why not both? The infrastructure is there

Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.

Just don't get the holes mixed up.

If at first you don't hear anything, just wait. There's a good chance you'll hear someone coming at some point.

You’re gonna get your ear poked.

imagine how happy they'll be when they discover audiobooks!

I've seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.

Congratulations, you've made Audible weird.

puts ear up to hole

gets wet willies

But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.

Once you go black... You go deaf.

too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies

Ah sorry about your ear mate, I thought this was the other type of hole...by the way you have a nice ear.

Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I've ever visited.

You could do that at the glory hole. You'd hear something for sure.

Earbuds

Didn't they try this in the original scary movie?

The dyslexic community: "plaese don't"

Never get them mixed up

That's two stalls over, but your gonna want to make sure you come in sober, or there's a chance your gonna get a dick.🎵

"Can you tell me a story, stepbrother?"

You'd end up with an ear full of dick.

lick

How about glory holes, but just for kissing only!!

So… basically an elevator that goes underground?

What?

This is the story of the one-eyed purple monster!

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of this dick

It's an exciting story with plenty of shouting and spittle.

As long as you're ready to get an earful.

Shinshi shinshi

That's called saying hello to an old person

What if it was just a hole and you were never really sure what you were going to get. Maybe a delicious cream filled long John doughnut.

The wonderful story? The lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Wait (The Whisper Song)":

Hey how you doin' lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear

What if you and I just shared impetigo

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