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[โ€“] 86 points 4 months ago (4 children)

He started writing a joke manifesto and got more serious the further he went.

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  • [โ€“] 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Punishing public speakerphone users and getting trains that work? Heโ€™d win in Germany.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Though Germans do have some questionable taste in their candidates.

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  • [โ€“] 63 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Build at least one affordable house.

    See this is why his crazy campaign will never work.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Also, Adele isn't a signer, as far as I know.

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  • [โ€“] 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    What about that hand dryer? Did he drop his most important point? Bloody sell-out!

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  • [โ€“] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    He actually signed a treaty with the pub agreeing to move it if he gets elected.ย 

    Not in office yet, and he's already done more than Farage.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nbartLXCYZo

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  • [โ€“] 22 points 4 months ago

    More reasonable and less damaging than Farage's politics of abject hate and corruption.

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Surely better to make it so that each time you are caught breaking the highway code, the number of wheels you are allowed to have reduces by 1.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 4 months ago

    Once you're down to 1, just reduce the allowed size of the wheel. If you're capable of breaking the highway code significantly on a 1" diameter unicycle, I'd be more impressed than annoyed.

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I present to you, the 2026 Count Binface Manifesto as presented in Ceefax style teletext:

    https://youtu.be/19SUSpuuFKs?is=zH01UQ4ftZGFurZF

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Word of warning: including the parameter at the end (?is=...) identifies your YouTube account and pops up a "Shared by 4am" thing when opened in YouTube. You might not care, just letting you know.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The popup is not the only effect, if you open it while logged into your account they are able to update your social graph

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 4 months ago

    Lmao I read "the binance manifesto" and read along and was like "that sounds a lot like count binface... Oh wait"

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    TIL Adele knows sign language

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago

    I'd be sold by the last three.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago

    Can military conscription apply to apps that force you to use speakerphone, not the people forced to use speakerphone?

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I don't know what Ceefax is, but the rest sounds good.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    It was like browsing a plain text internet through a television. Data was quite literally received through the same antenna as the TV programmes.

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  • Not just through the antenna, it was literally a part of the video signal. Was in the 13 (I think) lines after the sync but before any image. If you have a VHS recorded from British Tele, you can actually use that to view it (depending on the quality of the tape.)

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago (5 children)
  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Points are living breathing creatures deserving of respect and proper care. If you want to see animals abused, it's a Farage vote for you.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It's a reference to Vermin Supreme who made a satirical bid for US president in multiple elections.

    One of his main promises was to give every american a pony, and when asked about it he said something to the effect of "It won't require that many ponies, because I'll just kill most americans first"

    I agree though that he's closer to a Farage, especially since he called himself a self-proclaimed fascist. His satire was in being such a bad candidate that it highlighted the general buffoonery of US elections.

    So yeah, Binface is different because while he's still satirical, his satire is more in line with things people would generally want but taking them to an absurd degree. So I guess Vermin Supreme wasn't really that comparable...

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    My reply was meant as a semi satirical one. Rereading it, it might have been harsher than intended. ๐Ÿ‘

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