Having a dullard king who’s too thick to get historical references and too narcissistic to see beyond the gilded splendour of the surroundings (and mentally make plans to build something twice as ostentatious) is the trick.

That's my secret. I'm always turned on.

breaks into Iran unprovoked

murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians

kills the leader of Iran

gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz

refuses to elaborate

leaves?

Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?

(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)

i'Ll DeStRoY yOuR wHoLe CiViLiZaTiOn

Why Versailles though?

breaks into Iran unprovoked

murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians

kills the leader of Iran

gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz

refuses to elaborate

leaves?

Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?

(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)

I wish history didn't keep repeating itself like this.

breaks into Iran unprovoked

murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians

kills the leader of Iran

gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz

refuses to elaborate

leaves?

Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?

(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)

breaks into Iran unprovoked

murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians

kills the leader of Iran

gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz

refuses to elaborate

leaves?

Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?

(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)