“Except for Arthur and Douglas MacArthur ... they're the only father and son pair to receive our nation's highest military award for courage above and beyond the call of duty. Now, as I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I'm going to give one to myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome,” he joked.

He sees a father and son pair received national military honors and his first thought is, how can I make this about myself?

God he'd be the perfect villain to the Addams Family. He's the ultimate foil for their schtick of "we're the normal ones, actually"

Atp I will believe whatever the fuck trump says. No matter how weird or bizzare it is.

Bizarre.

He's looking for an excuse to give himself a Medal of Honor, then he'll start wearing it around, like a dictator, and he'll actually think it makes him look stronger and tougher because he has this distinguished award, even though EVERYONE knows he stole it.

Who are all the little cosplay cowboys behind him?

presidential incest

Say what now?

Is he talking about his daughters?

Probably because he doesn't consider women to be people, so there would only be three "people" involved. Hence, threesome.