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[–] 151 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, this is exactly how I’d expect a retirement home to look.

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  • [–] 80 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I work in a place where there are quite a bit of older folks, and there were really classy looking folks well in their 90's.

    Like, in modern world with that amount of power and wealth it's absolutely a choice to look this shit in one's 80's.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago

    I absolutely do not deny that many elders can look phenomenal, this is just the perfect stereotypical image for me:

    the pants pulled up way too high, looking aloof about everything around him, looking both over- and under-nourished at the same time, the hunchback of notre dame coming from the side

    It’s just such a spectacle.

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  • [–] 63 points 4 months ago

    If their pants were any higher they'd have to open their zippers to eat.

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  • [–] 127 points 4 months ago (22 children)
  • [–] 80 points 4 months ago* (9 children)

    Lmao is this real?

    The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

    I guess tactically it might be more difficult for republicans since it would be hard to win while deepthroating his boots, and they don't seem willing to do that for any reason. So maybe that's why they don't think they can win.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

    What are you talking about? Every picture I see on Facebook shows Trump as a massive muscular man often smoking a cigar with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder!

    /s

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    That is true. I mean just look at this sexual icon. So buff.

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    They're cucks. Every last one of them. They'll lie and say he could beat them up because they'd do anything to be in daddy's favor even though he doesn't know they exist.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    There is a reason they recruit from the church. Their personalities crave someone or something (god or trump) to rule over them and tell them how to live. They can not think for themselves, they can not handle blame, their leader will save them.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Yeah I've been saying it for years.

    Religion primes the pump for them. They've got a massive group of people who they know are already more than willing to completely forgo rational thought and critical thinking.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    That is amazing, from the 1st term I didn't think the president could beat nancy pelosi in a fight, let alone me. It would be like jabba the hut getting choked out with pelosi. I hate pelosi just making a point a frail old woman could take him.

    These republicans, wow. Huh.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It’s really weird to post a stats graph without a source.

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    They look like pedophile umpa lumpas. How on earth are we losing to these poop sacks?

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  • [–] 37 points 4 months ago

    It’s an edit, the original one is more flattering:

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago

    Look at these disgusting child diddling goombas pulling their pants up to their tits...

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    I'd paint the walls with my thoughts before I'd ever pull my pants up that high.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Have any of you seen The Dark Crystal?

    If you have, remember the Skeksis? Old, decrepit, decaying things wearing puffed up clothing. Underneath they look like miserable plucked carrion birds.

    The emperor, lying on his deathbed, used his last breath to proclaim "I am still Emperor!"

    Yeah...

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Why are their pants so far up?

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    [–] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Guliani looks like the fuckin' long arm enemy from Little Nightmares

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    He looks like an 82 year old, the problem is not how they look, is how American society decides to put people in power that should be sitting at home with a warm blanket over their knees.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Guliani looks like one of the bank tellers in Harry Potter.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Are these real, and where can I find a source, this will be an awesome meme template

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  • [–] [S] 64 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I think it's edited. The real one is presumably either this one:

    Or this one:

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    And a plurality of Americans think these guys are tough and manly. #SAD

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    When your pathetic ideology that's incompatible with the future forces you to idolize rotting rapist corpses.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    If only the belts were up to the neck...

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  • If you pull your pants up more it hides your belly.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    Bevis (right) and Butthead (left).

    I can hear the "heheh heh" just by looking at this picture...

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    "Big 🎡,tremendous🗻, strong💪, handsome 😎big league😩, central casting 🤯"

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Rudy Julianis ass must be 3 feet long

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Looks like they both shit their diapers at the same time.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    This is because its so much easier for elderly people to vote.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    These guys need suspenders. The high waisted pants with belts are not it.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I thought peak masculinity in 2026 was UFC fighter Josh Hokit under The Claw in front of the White House disparaging Michelle Obama.

    It is the exertion of force, against the meek, in the most grotesque manner possible.

    My own personal manhood remains renounced.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Tweedledee and Tweedledumber

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Wrapping their tits up in their belt

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Is that other guy Giuliani?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Its not like anyone of them have the ability to kick a football

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Is this recent? I thought trump already used up ghoul-iani and threw him out?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    That guy in the right looks like the blue car macer in Portland

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Or we could criticize them for relevant (or, y'know, real) reasons!

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    When they base so much of their "brand" on tough-guy machismo, pointing out that they're actually just effete slobs is valid and useful criticism.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Then do that with an actual picture and not Republican-style AI bullshit

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Thank you for saying this. There's enough shit these people do where we really don't need to be spreading fake/tweaked stuff. The real stuff is enough all on its own.

    I'm starting to think a lot of stuff like this is being spread by Republicans or whoever else benefits to muddy the waters to downplay when people DO post unedited shit that's just as bad or worse.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago

    the bigliest!

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