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[–] 66 points 4 months ago (5 children)

easy, the left one.

France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.

    If so, I’m down.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    oh shit, i've gotta go check the pitch 'n' putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don't know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we're on opposite sides of the country.

    aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we'd just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    But i like it here :( 🇫🇷

    Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever's left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.

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  • [–] 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    You’re allowed to say Froance here.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Uncensor that friggin f-word!

    We are allowed to curse on the internet!

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    "I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and abandon set her free.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    It's a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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    Sacre bleu!

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won't disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Why not both?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    I will take the void where friance used to be.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I dont like either choice tbh.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    And all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Is the implication that this is a French catgirl?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Like it's just water now or is it a part of Germany and/or Spain?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Will--will the catgirl disappear if not picked? 🥺

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I'm german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden

    \s I like france but the clichee

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?

    Not trying to be creepy, it's just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    i can't tell if you're joking or Statesian about that tip line

    so it's a really good joke

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it's the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there's a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that's just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Can we swap out France for Quebec?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Can I replace France with Russia or US?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    (つ◉益◉)つ where is my cat girl gf!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Does the cat girl change her own litterbox?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Exposition 33 is a French psyop and it worked. Baguette for life!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Fraonce has a city called Pans?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    too gay for this, delete france

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    I can wait for any other type of girl if needed, or can do without for the rest of my life. I hope that makes my choice abundantly clear 🤣

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    My loneliness outweighs my distaste for France. I pick catgirl.

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