easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?
I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn't be picking No More *hio?
Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.
If so, I’m down.
oh shit, i've gotta go check the pitch 'n' putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don't know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we're on opposite sides of the country.
aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we'd just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there
But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine
No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever's left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
You’re allowed to say Froance here.
Uncensor that friggin f-word!
We are allowed to curse on the internet!
"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

I am the catgirl gf :3
Can I pick you? :3
I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.
Uhh.... neither?
Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and abandon set her free.
Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?
It's a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.
Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won't disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.
OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc
What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest
As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...
And all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.
Is the implication that this is a French catgirl?
Like it's just water now or is it a part of Germany and/or Spain?
With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you
I'm german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden
\s I like france but the clichee
I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Not trying to be creepy, it's just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.
i can't tell if you're joking or Statesian about that tip line
so it's a really good joke
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it's the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there's a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that's just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain't getting a job how about you
Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that's more your speed :)
What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?
Fraonce has a city called Pans?
So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?
too gay for this, delete france
that catgirl is a femboy
what happens if we press the button twice
I can wait for any other type of girl if needed, or can do without for the rest of my life. I hope that makes my choice abundantly clear 🤣
Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?
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