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[–] 26 points 4 months ago (6 children)

But i like it here :( 🇫🇷

Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever's left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.

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