Joking aside, what a rotten bit of genetic luck with which to get saddled. Best of luck, guy.
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I kinda feel for the guy. That’s a really unfortunate situation. He says it’s the size of a pinky finger nail. It’s gotta be hard for him to go to the bathroom, which he says is why he wants it enlarged.
Damn this is almost a transitioning operation. Give him a big hog now.
This is actually a great example of how the majority of 'gender affirming care' is actually for a person who is already assigned at birth the gender they are affirming.
This male, who was assigned male at birth, is seeking gender affirming care to become... more male.
why cant he just sit to urinate like half the population already do though
I wonder if he’s tried pee funnels. They allow women to pee standing up. In fact, given how women all manage peeing I am surprised that his doctor says his only option is to wear diapers. Can he not sit and pee and make that work? Perhaps not. Inquiring minds want to know.
I would assume the incontinence is because he is incontinent and not because he doesn't know how to sit down, but I'm not motivated enough to look it up.
I don’t actually see it written anywhere that he is incontinent, as in he can’t control when he pees.
You might have thought this because the Guardian article says he must “wear diapers for adults with incontinence,” but that appears to be a descriptor of the diapers, not him.
In his GoFundMe he gets more specific:
I have a condition called Micropenis which causes me to be only 0.38 inches, which has made everyday tasks like using the restroom without making a mess is extremely difficult for me. Because of this, my doctor has advised that I must use pull ups unless I can pursue a medical procedure to help increase the size and improve my ability to urinate.
So it does sound like a physical issue getting the pee into the toilet, not general incontience.
I commend him for publicly talking about it. I also commend him on his ability to admit his poor behavior. I genuinely hope he gets what he wants from this experience.
Is that what we’re calling the SpaceX IPO now?
Hey. This is unrelated, but, well, I see your username and icon. I figured you of all people would want to know about this if you don't already.
Did you know Andy Merill, voice of Brak, is pretty active on Bluesky? I just found out last night. He trashes the GOP on a regular basis from what I can see.
@amerrill2.bsky.social
Edit: In looking up his actual handle for you, I noticed he mentioned that he recorded some stuff for a cartoon network/adult swim five part documentary set to release in 2027.
I really wish C Martin Croker were still alive to contribute to that. I hope they got George Lowe as well.
The surgery might be expensive, but it will save a lot of money over the years with current fuel prices, as he can go drive a normal car instead of a massive truck. More Americans should do this, especially fElon and diaper Donny.
What the fuck, Musk doesn't have enough money and needs a fundraiser???
Michael Phillips said online on Thursday that he needed the procedure to improve his ability to urinate, which is difficult for him given that he is reportedly 0.38in (0.97cm) long when fully erect. Otherwise, he said he must continue to wear diapers for adults with incontinence every day.
This is a compelling reason. Let's help the guy out. Donated.
that must be really hard
Does this qualify as gender-affirming healthcare?
Almost certainly. Gender affirming care also includes things like breast reduction for men, and anything else that is done to make someone appear more like the stereotypical form of a given gender. It doesn't matter if you're assigned that gender at birth either.
Maybe? The article says he has trouble urinating and has to wear diapers. One of the goals of the surgery is so he can urinate properly and presumably not have wear diapers any longer. So I can sympathize with him. On the other hand, it doesn't appear that the surgery is strictly medically necessary either.
He said he's struggling to approach "females"...
All of a sudden my empathy's on strike.
Wo-men. How hard is it to use the humanizing word?
Edit : my preshot was correct, in the end of the article, it's reported that he sent unsolicited intimate pics and made fatphobic insults.
I would give him some money if he lets me... Well you know... Suck it when it's finally 14". That's fair since you gave some my money for the cause. Right?
Never heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before. Also, great deal for him; usually it's the recipient that pays for it.
If it works for him maybe I can get mine enlarged too. LOL.
You just gave me the worst idea for a comic super hero.
He's a homeless guy who masterbates better than anyone on earth. And when he sprays you with cum from his 3 foot long penis, the power needed to blast his cum out, pressurizes it. So when it shoots out, it shoots out with enough force to knock you back.
So he's hiding in allys and shooting his jizz at people who try to attack the homeless. And his jizz knocks them back into brick walls, and his jizz is thick and sticky enough that they stay stuck to the wall, while he slinks back into the shadows of the ally.
I call him......Spooder-Man!
He must have a HUGE truck
Wow under an inch? That sucks.
Then there would be nothing special about him :(
In non-shithole countries this procedure would be covered by insurance because of the severity of his case.
says he has a 0.38in member
Poor guy. I've been with women who have clits bigger than that.
The 2-decimal precision of the measurement is also an interesting touch.
I'm glad I'm not him, but if I were him, I think I'd learn from the Sisterhood and get skillful with fingers and tongue. I'd be nervous having anyone chopping on my winkie, for whatever reason, though microsurgery can be amazingly good these days.
You know, it could be worse. I for exemple have a good sized penis but I got 0 action in 10years. I wouldn't mind trading length for occurrence
I don't understand why he wears diapers.
Women have even shorter urethras.
Yeah he could just sit.
don't get why men don't just sit anyway.
cleaning up piss is gross.
it's a luxury piss, and I'll be damned if I don't sit down and take my time while on the clock.
I'm a large but not huge guy... and if it's a "normal" (not "elongated") toilet bowl, I have to stuff my junk down there, trying to avoid touching the bowl where random others probably have; and then the splashback may be personally affecting me.
Tiny, low-flow toilets also don't save water when I have to use the plunger and flush four times.
im wondering if it is because unlike women,it doesnt come out of the different hole and probaby more in front of him....which sitting might still help. i dont understand the whole story about needing a diaper
I could see there being an issue if you stopped flow of urine in your actual penis but that is controlled by inner sphincter muscles in the bladder not your urethra.
Perhaps his penis is not the only underdeveloped part of his urinary tract. Maybe his bladder sphincters are also underdeveloped and can't hold back a full bladder.
Elon figures it didn't work as a billionaire, but it will definitely work as a trillionaire, because any problem can be solved with money.


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