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[–] 78 points 4 months ago (22 children)

Star Trek: how alien can we make this actor look for 5 dollars and 32 cents?

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (18 children)

    every sentient species is identical from the clavicles on down.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (16 children)

    Except the Klingons.

    Edit: canonically Klingons have redundant organs for both survival and reproduction.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago* (9 children)

    Well, yes, but actually, no.

    The original Klingons in TOS were just people. Beyond that, they're different.

    Edit: wait, from the clavicle down they're still the same, even in the new series.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Man, old age hits Klingons like a truck.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    he's, like, 140 in that picture. the actor John Collins who played him was 71.

    Collins is also one of few actors to consistently play the same character in 3 series (TOS, TAS, DS9) and for over 30 years, pretty much right up until he died

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    It is still a matter of debate whether Klingons have two penises or simply have two urethrae in one gigantic penis. We’re just gonna have to see a naked male Klingon to be absolutely sure…

    However, since they can easily mate with females of other humanoid species, I think the latter is far more likely. How would two penises even work anyway? Do Klingon women have two vaginas? And how would THAT work?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Not to get too graphic, but human women have two holes very close in proximity to each other.

    The rest, as they say, is an exercise for the reader.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    No, no… Go ahead and get graphic. Draw me a picture and post it.

    See, I wouldn’t know, because I do not have sex with women (human or otherwise). And, being a man, I can’t get my second hole down there, as I’m simply not that flexible.

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  • [–] 63 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Steven Moffat was so good at that on Doctor Who. Off the top of my head he had monsters that were: statues, an empty library, a crack in the wall, a child wearing a gas mask, pretty much anything that the BBC just had lying around. One episode had a monster that had evolved the perfect ability to hide, so we never even saw it lol.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    My favorite is either Kit Fisto or Elan Sleazebaggano, but I always have a soft spot for Jek Porkins, gone but not forgotten.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I love that there's both Assaj Ventress and Savage Oppress.

    If I had a nickel for every time there was a Star Wars character with a name that rhymed with Corsage Prom Dress, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Babylon 5..... Just copy and paste that Star Trek one.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Fun fact: This is because the writer of Babylon 5, J. Michael Straczynski, originally pitched it as a Star Trek series. The studio told him "No, that's stupid. Go away." Then as soon as he was out of the earshot started writing Deep Space 9.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    I honestly believe them when they say that they turned him away because they were already deep into DS9. But even if that weren't the case and they did steal the idea, all the way down to naming one of the leaders of an alien race "Dukat", at least we still got Babylon 5, and we also got DS9, which is the best of what I think of as the major Star Trek series.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Stargate : "We didn't have the budget so they're just humans."

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    40k and Doctor Who are pretty muchbthe same.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Star Wars .... hyper-stereotypes every racial group on the earth to live in slums or ghettos ... makes white people live in marvellous futuristic cities, lush gardens or beautiful architecture and lead entire galaxies

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    it always zapped me out of the moment when the robots screaming for extermination had british accents. i reckon i could just assume they translated to local language norma but still.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    There was an episode where they briefly showed daleks in Germany and they were shouting it in german lol

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    I think there was something about the TARDIS doing something to people so everything is translated. There was an episode (The Fires of Pompeii) with 10 and Donna where they're in Pompeii and Donna says something in Latin to some Roman guy and he doesn't understand it.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    That description for Star Trek fits Star Gate as well.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    But aren't all the human aliens just humans, like genetically

    And then there's other really NOT human aliens

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Well... mostly yes, but there are the real alien aliens too, like the little grey men (Asgard), parasitic worm things (Goa'Uld) or killer nano machine hive minds...

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    And then theres Rick and Morty

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    TOS had far more non-human aliens þan later series; it changed likely because of cost, but it makes me a little sad. Even þe human-looking ones were often only camoflaged but had non-human native forms: Catspaw, The Man Trap, By Any Other Name, for example.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I know it's basically a guy crawling around under a fancy rug, but I love the horta!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    A prime example of þe diversity of alien life in TOS which got lost in TNG and eventually forced þe retconning and introduction of The Progenators. All because of budget.

    Horta is probably my favorite, too, because she was a) intelligent, b) non-aggressive, c) creatively alien, d) had a cool and very specifically useful superpower. Unlike þe various gods Enterprise was always running into. Þere were more (functionally) gods in þe TOS universe, too, which all got boiled down to Q in TNG. Þere was much evidence þat þe TOS gods were unrelated, and not part of þe Continuum. Trelaine, perhaps, but Apollo had an energy organ, and þe Orthinoids had amplifiers (transmuters) -- tools. Several were perhaps more correctly termed "demigods", or maybe any reference to gods adds too much supernatural: þey were all on a spectrum of capability and reality control far above Starfleet. Practically gods, if not literally.

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