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My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird. (lemmy.zip)
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My wife thinks I'm the only person who would even think that.

She's a Buff Orpington, and all of our other hens have pun names like "Annie Yolkly", "Stevie Chicks", "Ruth Bader Ginsbird", "Princess Layer", etc...which makes it even worse.

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[–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, since jokes get funnier as you explain them, prepare for a hilarious adventure.

OP states that he thinks Chloe is inappropriate.
Why though. Chloe is a perfectly cromulent name.

The other chicken's names are puns related to Stevie Chicks is a pun on Stevie Nicks, Princess Layer is a pun on Princess Layer.

Of course, this isn't too hard to see.

Still, why does OP think Chloe is inappropriate?

Chloe is similar sounding to a chicken's (cloaca)[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca]. A comedian might call it a pussy-dick-butt.

Do you see how hilarious it is now that I've explained the joke. Gafaw gafaw.

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