Duck tax means sending cute pictures of ducks btw.
You have to give it every time you mention you own a duck.

Now without further ado, send duck pics.

That sounds so cute. Would you mind paying the Duck Tax?

We had pekin and they figured out a good food hack. We fed the flocks using gutters (then everyone can feed without fighting for space). But the pekins would straddle the gutter, stick their head in the feed with mouth open, and then flap forward and kick their feet to 'ride' the gutter and scoop up as much food as possible. It was highly effective.

They ate 10x more than a regular duck and were 5x louder and always involved with any shenanigans going down. Fuck Pekin ducks.