Marlaina "Melania" Danielle Smith enters the chat rolling an oil drum

Well hello children! I would like to talk to you about freedom and independence for Alberta sorry I mean Canada. Do we want to become the 28th state of the EU? I certainly don't. I believe in our Canadian freedom to decide to be independent of Canada umm I mean other terrorist lesbian countries like the EU and rebuild and align with our true friends such as the America and the Iraq and the maps and....