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[–] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)
  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Don't paedophiles also deserve to go on zoo tours?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Could we use them as a food source?

    There’s a famous 4chan text about being a kid and seeing Arnold’s Predator film and getting an Xbox for Christmas that year and sets up their Xbox ID as “Child_Predator” or something similar.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Could we use them as a food source?

    You need to apply for a job at the Daily Mail. That would go down very well with their readers.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Funnily enough I’ve been anti-Daily Mail since… (checks notes)… about 95-ish years ago when they got into bed with Moseley.

    To be honest, feeding nonces too (imprisoned) wild animals would probably get the tabloid vote.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This is automation. They have their website software set up to automatically take the title of whatever tour/service, and have the page split ticket sales by age group. The other week you might've seen "Child Herbivore Tours", or "Adult Penguin Feeding".

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