▲ 323 ▼ Amazing blunder by Chester Zoo (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 1 month ago by blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/casualuk@feddit.uk 40 comments fedilink hide all child comments Story here https://metro.co.uk/2026/09/12/chester-zoo-ruthlessly-mocked-advertising-tickets-child-predator-tour-29593364/
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (7 children) Don't paedophiles also deserve to go on zoo tours? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (6 children) Could we use them as a food source? There’s a famous 4chan text about being a kid and seeing Arnold’s Predator film and getting an Xbox for Christmas that year and sets up their Xbox ID as “Child_Predator” or something similar. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 month ago That’s the one. Thank you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (3 children) Could we use them as a food source? You need to apply for a job at the Daily Mail. That would go down very well with their readers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children) Funnily enough I’ve been anti-Daily Mail since… (checks notes)… about 95-ish years ago when they got into bed with Moseley. To be honest, feeding nonces too (imprisoned) wild animals would probably get the tabloid vote. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) It would depend if they were "foreign", "gay" or "lefty" nonces, or if they were "good, upstanding wealthy conservative pillars of the community who have been misunderstood and unfairly represented" nonces. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago AKA prime minister material permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (6 children) Could we use them as a food source? There’s a famous 4chan text about being a kid and seeing Arnold’s Predator film and getting an Xbox for Christmas that year and sets up their Xbox ID as “Child_Predator” or something similar. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 month ago That’s the one. Thank you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (3 children) Could we use them as a food source? You need to apply for a job at the Daily Mail. That would go down very well with their readers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children) Funnily enough I’ve been anti-Daily Mail since… (checks notes)… about 95-ish years ago when they got into bed with Moseley. To be honest, feeding nonces too (imprisoned) wild animals would probably get the tabloid vote. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) It would depend if they were "foreign", "gay" or "lefty" nonces, or if they were "good, upstanding wealthy conservative pillars of the community who have been misunderstood and unfairly represented" nonces. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago AKA prime minister material permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 month ago That’s the one. Thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 month ago That’s the one. Thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (3 children) Could we use them as a food source? You need to apply for a job at the Daily Mail. That would go down very well with their readers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children) Funnily enough I’ve been anti-Daily Mail since… (checks notes)… about 95-ish years ago when they got into bed with Moseley. To be honest, feeding nonces too (imprisoned) wild animals would probably get the tabloid vote. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) It would depend if they were "foreign", "gay" or "lefty" nonces, or if they were "good, upstanding wealthy conservative pillars of the community who have been misunderstood and unfairly represented" nonces. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago AKA prime minister material permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children) Funnily enough I’ve been anti-Daily Mail since… (checks notes)… about 95-ish years ago when they got into bed with Moseley. To be honest, feeding nonces too (imprisoned) wild animals would probably get the tabloid vote. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) It would depend if they were "foreign", "gay" or "lefty" nonces, or if they were "good, upstanding wealthy conservative pillars of the community who have been misunderstood and unfairly represented" nonces. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago AKA prime minister material permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) It would depend if they were "foreign", "gay" or "lefty" nonces, or if they were "good, upstanding wealthy conservative pillars of the community who have been misunderstood and unfairly represented" nonces. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago AKA prime minister material permalink fedilink source parent
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago AKA prime minister material permalink fedilink source parent
