human comments on Jet fuel can't melt stinky beams

submitted 6 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[–] human@slrpnk.net 17 points 6 months ago (4 children)

So you're telling me I can't burn all these durians? Now what am I going to do with them?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Nuke them from orbit. Only way to be safe

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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

The durian mostly come out at night. Mostly.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

Send them to med school so they can get a job at Sacred Heart.

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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Eat them all and temporarily increase your maximum heart containers.

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