[US Treasury Secretary] Bessent Makes Tone Deaf Claim Canadians Want to be American
(www.thedailybeast.com)
My alternate most schadenfreude-y timeline involves Alberta managing to Wexit somehow, and consequently Washington and Oregon joining Canada.
Alberta separatists never shut up about running a pipeline through Washington to the west coast.
If the west coast of the US went to Canada after Alberta separated, that would be the ultimate poetic justice. Alberta would be back negotiating a pipeline again, through Washington, but again with Canada, and now as a foreign state with all the animosity of a recent separation.
This would be: "How to shoot yourselves in the dick on an international stage, in one easy step".