Headline:
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
The implied joke is that the reason is trump might kidnap him too, because it is plausible.
What exactly don't you understand about how it's a joke?
Are you sure you just don't know what a joke is?
If I make a joke about trump having a tiny mushroom dick, would you say it can't be a joke because it's true?
Like, what the actual fuck are you even trying to say here, and why are people up voting it?
The website is literally a parody website, every single article is a joke. If you think differently, you just bit the beaver.