IIII used to be a valid convention. It later became IV.

What if I really like shawarma

You mean IIX isn't a number? What about IIII

Mama mia!

Don't worry, I was agreeing with you for emphasis

My senator promised two shakiras in every pot

Sending that to my wife while she's teaching Monday

We never forget Ms Radner

George is about to have some explaining to do

Would make cooking a lot more difficult but luckily I only cook once or twice a year on average so I'm voting in the affirmative! 😁

Mac Miller said he wouldn't join the 27 club and then died of a fentanyl OD at 26. Charlie Kirk said Texas wouldn't turn blue in his lifetime and then died of a fentanyl OD two years before that happened. Eerily similar.

I really think this is the fundamental premise of the shapeshifting reptilians running our government conspiracy theory:

We've been seeing them. JD Vance is really obvious in his pivot from being anti-Trump to pro-Trump because that furthered his career. And then there's Lindsey Graham, who warned the Republican party Trump will be its ruin, and then he reconfigured himself to be Trump's most loyal supporter.

They're on both sides. John Fetterman. Graham Platner showed his true colors on the campaign trail once he was pressured to step down. Haley Stevens eventually revealed herself. Here in California, it was conspicuous how Newsom, Becerra and Porter supported the tax on billionaires, but with enough pressure from the money (which threatened their careers) they reversed their positions.

Our political class teems with these creatures who contort themselves in order to cling to power. They don't have actual positions themselves, and thus they're very easy for lobbyists to control.

Elon Musk might be one, since he's now trying to pivot to appeal to liberal congress people who will control the US budget, and might not give him no-bid contracts anymore. We need to pressure our officials to remember that he is totally a neo-nazi.

(Reptilian enthusians also point to figures like Susan Dell, or the weird moments that Dick Cheney wouldn't blink for minutes at a time. Actually the whole MAGA women phenomenon fits the trope nicely.)

I didn't recognize your mom at first, but then she rotated herself 90 degrees.

gas station food= severe if not dangerous food poisoning/parasites.

OF course its a distraction, im not surprised.

remember when it was a swing state, until trump turned it into a hellhole.

I already wrote to my Rep not to elect Jeffries.

My Senator is Schumer. My other Senator is Padilla. Maybe he'll listen.

They're electing leadership November 18th/19th so write your crabby letters now.

he also purged votes in his state to get himself elected.

Are you sure you can't touch her?

*in two years

Only because they can't tell time on an analog clock.

Their food used to be top notch, but they have since cut costs and now they're no better than any generic fast food place.

That's such a shame. There's nothing nice in this world anymore. The beaver is cute, but I assume it's all made in China Walmart quality for double the price

They were Indian numerals before they were Arabic numerals, but yeah, it's easier to do arithmetic with them over Roman numerals.

Also there's a reason algebra is, well, an Arabic name. (Also a lot of cool star names like Sirius, Alcor and Betelgeuse)

But facts like these are to white supremacists like sunlight to a vampire.