I've been assured that if you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqeAHMTOvUY

I thought it was for mail tampering

The Canadian pronunciation of Trump sounds kind of interesting.

They're still looking for Dan Jerkitt. /s

Just like Henrietta Poppaletta got arrested for intentionally damaging a mailbox

How do you fight your own destiny?

Just watch out for Billy Bitesyourass. He likes to sneak up behind people.

You could almost say it's nominative determinism.

When the name fits I guess

What a damn shame. Hopefully Tom Todger bailed him out.

His maiden name is Birdman?

Hunh, that'd mean his name's Stephen Birdman-Lawyer, esquire? Oof, what a beakful.

It has been promised to him 1000 years ago.

Stephen Lawyer, who really is a lawyer

Does he practice bird law?

Will do, thank you.

Ah ok, did not know that Donau was Danube, worth adding that in the description for the non-German speakers!

I found it interesting that a person with expertise in flood resilience had a last name which is very close to Donau, the German name for Danube, the second longest river in Europe.

Where's the nominative determinism here?

I'm fully assuming, cause icelandic is weird like that, that's pronounced as Dee-dough

Had an obgyn in my old town named Dr. Beaver.

Mike is short for Mikerophone

If it wasn't for the bullying I'd absolutely name my child Seymour if I was a Butts

I'm still waiting for Andy Burnham to overcook pork

With such a name I expected him to be a seamstress.

first (medical) Dr. Newton in my family

interesting qualifier, I wanna know the beef