It rubs the Costco on its skin.

If this was real, I'd be so impressed! The impossible geometry clearly indicates... Well, who wouldn't want a non-euclidean bed‽

I dislike that phrase, "at all costs."

Ok: To protect these two women, you must murder millions of people.

According to the phrase, that's just the cost.

So... Students getting paid for extracurricular activities is wrong because money ruins everything. OK.

By extension, students paying money to attend college is ruining college.

For a logical conclusion: Colleges getting paid for their students extracurricular work (college sports) is also ruining college.

Have they cracked the password, though?

Only the relatively softer wrecking balls then.

Don't eat cranes, please. Thanks.

Actually, you're right: They do kinda look like scallops.

Having said that, I think I've figured out what they actually are: Marshmallows 😂

Something tells me that boom arm is just a tad too short, compared to the fucking telescope of a camera it's paired with.

They moved fast and broke things‽

Oh please. AI generated images of food are just as realistic as the food in traditional food advertisements.

We've all been looking at pictures of painted plastic since forever. Not only that, but photoshopped, painted plastic 😁

Have you ever seen a pizza with sausage slices that big‽ That was the dead giveaway to me. I mean, every pizza ad makes the cheese and toppings look perfect but those are little sausage towers.

Now I want a pizza like that!