If you haven’t already, you should read Artemis.

Oh come on, Karen. It’s my birthday.

That is so baaaaaaaaaah-d.

Damn. That is simple and beautiful. I’m stealing that.

We all could use a little Cathy in our lives.

Look in the top-left corner.

I’m fairly certain they’re pronounced the same in their spoken form. There could be ways of verbally distinguishing them, but I’m unaware.

Apparently Ms. Paint forgot to read the wiki page:

The American Heritage Book of English Usage states, "Using Ms. obviates the need for the guesswork involved in figuring out whether to address someone as Mrs. or Miss: you can't go wrong with Ms. Whether the woman you are addressing is married or unmarried, has changed her name or not, Ms. is always correct."

(Emphasis mine)

I should not have read that.

OP, I know this is a crosspost, but I’m going to need you to update your source image to the following (or I will remove your post):

This took me less than 5 minutes to find. Remember Rule 4: 🎥 Credit Where Credit is Due.

I do that too.

Maybe they changed it to return @ instead of * on failure success. What could go wrong this time?

gezondheid!

I would love to join in, but they have an ad blocker blocker.

The response from my 13 yo when I showed him this:

Cue the introduction of Duckbooks, and a suite of office tools like Duck Doks and Duck Wings (for spreadsheets).

If the author’s profile is any indication, it’s likely Harmony was written using AI:

She has a dream, and has a plan to follow that dream. Plus she’s snubbing the Hollywood nudity thing, which I imagine is a lot of pressure for a young woman.

But sure, let’s gloss over that part. 👍

Good for her! More actors and actresses should follow her lead.

Is there something similar for men? I feel like things have been up and down for the psst ten years (I’m turning 50 next summer).