I should not have read that.

After repeating the same shit 100 times and bombarding you with ads the website eventually quotes a tweet, I'll save you a click to the website equivalent of a mole infested anus:

When I came out of the bathroom, he was on the bed, naked, on all fours. I noted that there were dark marks around his anus. I asked if he had showered (he said yes). I asked if it was OK if I wiped him down (he said sure). I wet a face towel and wiped and wiped between his buttocks, and nothing was coming off. Then I realized that his taint wasn’t dirty, it was just FULL OF MOLES."

They continued: "Dark moles, in dense clusters up and down the length of his taint. ‘Aw,’ he said. ‘Hope you don’t mind.’” And at this point, you might see where the ladybugs come in, but if not, here it is: The male then said, “Those just my little ladybugs.”

“Those just my little ladybugs.”

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