another "gator bites man" story.

holy shit! the least shocking in the world just happened!

Shocking to who? Not shocking to us plebs living in this shithole.

#FreeLuigi

is the AI model in the room with us now?

Just tell her they were pyrotechnics. she loves pyrotechnics at public events.

You beat me to it.

uh yeah doc... imma keep the cancer, thanks.

I agree with this sentiment with one correction: they will learn nothing. They never do.

I assumed the answer was just going to be "by wiping his ass with the constitution."

I feel like they are threatening us with a good time.

the guy who threw a Nazi salute in front of the entire nation not once but twice believes in white solidarity?

Wow, that truly is shocking. Damn if I can't find my shocked face just at the moment.

so you're telling me the "peace president" started another war? Unpossible. /s