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[–] 74 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

I really want to see this guy march alone with a single sign that says "Protect Billionaire Rights"

Billionaires have it the worst. people are always going "you could do this for the world," "you could feed children," but nobody is asking why they're stuck with a single 300ft yacht when they really want that 400ft yacht with two helicopter pads.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    That sign would be about as welcome as John McLane was at the start of Die Hard 3.

    Yeah, that sign with that slur. Except there wouldn't be Samuel L kicking about to save him.

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  • [–] 69 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    So a bunch of billionaires in one place you say?

    Guillotine sounds intensify

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If only! 😞

    Online conversation about Kauffman’s planned event has continued to alternate between incredulity and ridicule. “I can’t imagine billionaires marching in the street,” one social media user said, of the event.

    That person would probably be right.

    Kauffman told TC that, so far, he isn’t aware of any actual billionaires planning to attend the march that has been organized in their honor. Kauffman said that the event is likely to include “a few dozen attendees,” although he stressed that he really isn’t clear on how many people would show up.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    This isn't so much licking boots as deepthroating them up to the knee.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago

    We know billionaires aren't going to do the work themselves. Finally we will get to see who these "paid protesters" are that I keep hearing about.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This is like a sketch from whose line is it anyway

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    There are dozens of us!

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago

    Now we know where to look for the real paid protesters.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    It’s past 11:00 now. Did ANYONE show up?

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    How much can you hire a sniper for? Might be worth picking off the 4 guys who show up for this. Just a thought?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Anybody who shows up to protest for billionaires is an idiot.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago

    Eggs are the worst for clean up.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Make copies of asset adjustment tax forms, make paper airplanes out of them and throw them as they walk by.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    How fast can we get Luigi out? I’ve got a ln idea.

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