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    Uair@autistics.life

    I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

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    TIL: Rainbows are actually full circles in c/til@lemmy.world
    [–] Uair@autistics.life 1 point 1 month ago

    @PattyMcB @illi Here? With the caliber of people I know? Almost certainly a joke.We eat ignoramuses for lunch on the fediverse.

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  • As an opening line this is hard to beat 😂 in c/humor@lemmy.world
    [–] Uair@autistics.life 1 point 1 month ago

    @NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin In the beginning, there was nothing. Then it exploded.

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  • TIL that target shooting could be causing brain injuries. Scientists are worried about this. in c/til@lemmy.world
    [+] Uair@autistics.life -1 points 3 months ago* (1 child)
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  • TIL That the government's mass surveillance programs operating under Section 215 of the Patriot Act, have never stopped an act of terrorism. in c/til@lemmy.world
    [+] Uair@autistics.life 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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  • Beerbo Swaggins in c/lotrmemes@piefed.social
    [+] Uair@autistics.life 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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  • NSFW TIL sperm during ejaculation can travel up to 28mph in c/til@lemmy.world
    [–] Uair@autistics.life 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    @joeljoelle @Patnou Are you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? "Go back, go back! It's a blow job!"

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  • Turkish Bazaar (Amadeo Preziosi, watercolor illustrated 1854 AD) in c/historyart@piefed.social
    [+] Uair@autistics.life 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)
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  • [Microblog] @ cooking food in c/cooking@lemmy.world
    [–] Uair@autistics.life [S] 2 points 1 year ago

    @Substance_P Thank you.

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    [Microblog] @ cooking food (autistics.life)
    submitted 1 year ago by Uair@autistics.life to c/cooking@lemmy.world
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    @cooking @food I have a question for y'all. I make a lot of chicken noodle soup, but was just given a couple blocks of tofu. I've never attempted tofu before so:1) Can I even make chicken tofu soup?and2) If so, what should I do to prep the tofu? Fry it? Season it?Thanks!

    "The company behind the Proton Mail email service, Proton, describes itself as a “neutral and safe haven for your personal data, committed to ... in c/privacy@fedia.io
    [–] Uair@autistics.life 2 points 1 year ago

    @remixtures Proton certainly appears to have jumped the shark.I read they're letting Grant Theft Autocomplete train on my emails as well.Time to move to Tuta.

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  • Any good books on coding? in c/books@lemmy.world
    [+] Uair@autistics.life 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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