When basic biology is labeled NSFW....
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Even faster if you're doing it in a plane
This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.
That's 45 km/h for the non-burger world.
Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .
Seriously pulling a your mom joke? How many cob webs were on that mofo? Or should I be asking how old are you?
I swear there is a George Carlin bit about this but I can't find it in my super quick search, I heard it on a record when I was like 11 or 12 so it's possibly my memory is foggy lol.
@joeljoelle @Patnou Are you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? "Go back, go back! It's a blow job!"
Reminds me of that 'joke' about Superman lol
You just told yourself, and only yourself, a joke.
it's called the Superman:
you jizz on their back when they're still asleep, slap the sheets down, and when they get up.. voilà
Well I don't even know if it's a joke, but just something about Superman's spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don't even know. Maybe it's just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.
It's a short story by Larry Niven
Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante's inferno in the 20th century.
e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I'm going to have to bring this up next time we're having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!

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