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[–] 53 points 5 months ago (9 children)

When basic biology is labeled NSFW....

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Well do you want to be the guy at work reading about sperm?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    Eh, I'm lucky enough to work alongside other intellectually curious adults who can be open and mature with such things. TBH I don't think it would bother anyone or be considered weird at all. I'd have to have actual porn up on the screen in the shared working area to cause a problem.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Even faster if you're doing it in a plane

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    That's 45 km/h for the non-burger world.

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  • [–] 35 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .

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  • [+] [S] -41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Seriously pulling a your mom joke? How many cob webs were on that mofo? Or should I be asking how old are you?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I swear there is a George Carlin bit about this but I can't find it in my super quick search, I heard it on a record when I was like 11 or 12 so it's possibly my memory is foggy lol.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Picturing the Mythbusters team with a radar gun.

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    That would be a fantastic wrapping paper for birthday.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Reminds me of that 'joke' about Superman lol

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    You just told yourself, and only yourself, a joke.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (5 children)

    Well I don't even know if it's a joke, but just something about Superman's spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don't even know. Maybe it's just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante's inferno in the 20th century.

    e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I'm going to have to bring this up next time we're having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Now go dig up an antique essay titled "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Not if you're Homelander...

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