I wonder what it was!

This one seems to have been on the outside (otherwise pretty bad advertising)

Look at the text behind the dude

That depends. Are you a guy?

Honest question: how? When?

I use my phone for light, some times the screen alone, since it's enough.

Same with the knife, I almost never find myself needing a knife...

People with hobbies are cool

Yeah, pranks. In this case, gutenpranken.

I had one in the late 2010, besides pranks I didn't use it much, not very convenient, it's much faster to just grab the remote, than grab the phone, unlock it, find the app, launch it and find the button on the screen.

What wild mix of units

A human sending copy-pasted generic messages and an LLM sending copy-pasted messages? Yeah, I don't care.

Fortunately, linkedin unsolicited messages cost money, so there is no mass-spam, it's in their own interest to keep it plausibly relevant.

I think the second case is much more frequent. They know what they are and they how it sounds, so they just lie.

Like the DEMOCRATIC people's republic of Korea.