They can take off their shoes.

Tell them you want to teach history. You're a natural.

Now on MY maps, I renamed Washington D.C. to The Gulf of Stupidity. There is nothing Trump can do about it and it makes me laugh. The stupidity part AND that inmate # P01135809 can't do anything about it.

Your government wants you out on a limb.

Your government feels safe when you are precariously balanced.

Why does it take Mississippi so long to count votes?

One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi...

Is she rich enough to do that?

Do you know WHY it takes Mississippi this long to count the votes?

One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi...

People like Elon lie to further their business. Elon doesn't think of it as a lie, he uses words to get what he wants. That's just good business. Notice that the bigger the business, the easier the lies.

Could it just be the love of money? An evil sickness? Is there a cure?

When he's off his meds or when the diaper is full?

I think the bigger question is: Does he KNOW he's lying???

Ooh, ask me a HARD question.

Don't be Evil...be nice to those quarterly reports.

Yes, NO!