You kind of start thinking, while you're working on your boss's third kasas, if you're ever going to be able to buy a kasa.

That's just his Charisma score talking.

Zoloft is ALSO not a controlled substance.

Both are only "controlled" in the way that they both require a prescription and are not available OTC.

A thin layer of butter to separate the bread and peanut butter is the secret creamy ingredient to reduce the sticky, globby mouthfeel of peanut butter and reduce the need for drink nearby.

My personal favorite ingredient is banana.

Just to reframe it:

1 Trillion = 1,000,000 Million. 1 Million Million. 1 Million².

If you're a millionaire, why haven't you just done it a million more times?

Linux experience:

What really is a virus? Software is software, bro 🤷‍♂️

Sorry about your bone spurs 😞

Wait, he offered you 69420? I got offered 42069, and took it because it seemed like a pretty good deal. Now I have ragrets.

If people didn't want their books to burn so badly, they wouldn't have printed on such flammable material!

Can't get that way without a little grooming 😉

"My husband votes conservative for the both of us. A woman's place is serving God and her husband, not having a right to an opinion."

-Conservative women, probably

This was a trend in PC building back in the early-mid 2010s but seems to have lost momentum around 2017/2018

From what I recall, it stopped being a fad because outside of the cool factor, it was found to be horribly inefficient (cost/performance) at actually cooling the computer compared to air or water cooling.