Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn't.
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Y'all think you're gonna bang Michelle while Barack watches but it's really gonna be Barack banging YOU while Michelle watches.
Is that really so bad?
In this room with two dicks, I'm not the one with two holes...
I find Michelle to be attractive, so I'd say yes. Unless Mr. Obama is also looking to get freaky, then probably no.
He just wants to watch.
Personally there are exactly 0 US presidents I'd fuck. They do not deserve sex imo
Oh yeah??? So you're telling me if we did a comprehensive review of your comments we wouldn't find any instance of you saying "fuck [president's name]"???
Checkmate, gottem, I rest my case.
James Garfield was kind of good looking, I might bottom for him.
Would. Both of them.
Some experiences are just so crazy, you have to say yes, given the opportunity, so that freakiness can be born into the universe through you.
Do not accept, he only offers 420 do not accept anything less than 69420
Wait, he offered you 69420? I got offered 42069, and took it because it seemed like a pretty good deal. Now I have ragrets.
At least there would be more eye witnesses to help debunk Joan Rivers’ conspiracy theory.


you got me
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