Ask away, but you can't trust the answers

What would it take to get Trump to resign?

I'm hoping some Republicans start turning against Trump now that they see how bad he is fir their party

Don Jr should flee the country and go to Ohio

The republican party deserves to end after sicking Trump on the world. I hope they lose miserably in 2028 and the party dies, then the Democrat party splits

And pronouns

Wouldn't work for me, weed makes me hungry

I've been uncharacteristically optimistic all week, I haven't used any drugs since before election day but I am riding high on a sudden newfound optimism for the future of America, im really excited to see how 2028 plays out, I feel like MAGA is in for a quick demise, and yet there is still a cynical part of me waiting for it all to come crashing down any day now, I worry I'm in for a dangerous crash at the end of this high

alot of MAGA people are going to start pretending they never supported Trump

I think he's going to live to be 102

FreshParsnip names Trump an irrelevant lunatic

Trump and Netanyahu are frantically calling eachother looking for suggestions

I have spent two years anticipating a dictatorship. This week, I'm suddenly unsure it's still going to happen. It actually feels like a huge crisis has maybe been averted, but we can't be too sure just yet. Hope the government is ready to quash the next coup attempt.

Luigi Mangione should have run for office, since they've set the asinine precedent that winning gets you out of being punished for crines

Buy a Vespa

I can't fall asleep on cue

I think a character also said Jesus Chrysler at one point. But there were no cars in the time of Jesus, and the cars seem to mirror the designs of cars in the real world. But the existence of Car Jesus implies a history before cars were invented in our world

Cars: a whole film/tv franchise where you shouldn't think much about the world building

Precisely, you know you're in for a good time and you don't regret it, but at the same time it's a little scary and you can't back out now even if you wanted to

Even my grandmother knows how to use a smartphone and iPad and she's in her 80s